Category Archives: Humour

The Only Elixir

The Only Elixir There’s a whole world of suff’ring below and above From nasty black cockroach to weightless white dove Writ large from the heart While it tears us apart If only we knew the true meaning of love….! J … Continue reading

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Galactic Attraction

Galactic Attraction Ubiquitous forces they pull us together Gravity even applies to a feather The planets attract And our hearts interact In the orbit of love we are drawn by a tether….! J S BROCA 18TH APRIL 2020 LINK: https://kingoflimericks.com/limericks-about-love/

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Hold on Tight

Hold on Tight The surest escape from the pit of despair Is to cradle a person and tell them you care So drop your defenses And heighten your senses The next breath you take is the one that you share…! … Continue reading

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Out of This World 

Out of This World  There are times when the planets run perfectly And days when they orbit un-circley So when data gets lost Or your switchboard gets tossed We can blame all our woes upon Mercury BY J S BROCA … Continue reading

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A Lady Named Vickie

A Lady Named Vickie There once was a lady named Vickie, Whose eating habits were quite picky. She preferred her sweet treats, To vegetables and meats, Saying, “Healthy foods are just too icky!” J S BROCA 14TH APRIL 2020 LINK: … Continue reading

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My Sweet Aunt Mabel

My Sweet Aunt Mabel There is my sweet Aunt Mabel sitting across the table ever since her divorce she eats like a horse so we put her up in a stable….! By Michael Wise J S BROCA 13TH APRIL 2020 … Continue reading

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DIET DILEMMA

DIET DILEMMA I’m trying a new ‘see food’ diet I’d recommend that you all try it Any food will do Nothing’s bad for you.. It’s no wonder my trousers don’t fit! By JAN ALLISON COMPILED BY J S BROCA 12TH … Continue reading

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Not A Noodle, A Poodle

Not A Noodle, A Poodle My sister likes to doodle I thought she drew a noodle She gave me a glare And tugged at my hair And told me t’was a poodle. By JAN ALLISON COMPILED BY J S BROCA … Continue reading

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Daisy limerick

Daisy limerick I picked the first daisy of spring, Was that such a terrible thing? The pink and the white Made a wonderful sight But the bumblebee threatened to sting! COMPILED BY J S BROCA 9TH APRIL 2020 LINK: http://www.clarkscript.com/flower-limerick-poems.html … Continue reading

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Roll With It

Limerick about Hope in Times of Coronavirus Roll With It Some days there’s nothing can stop you from winning On others you can’t keep your wallet from thinning A sunflower dies A new moon will rise Your luck, like our … Continue reading

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