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LIMERICK ON DECIMAL SYSTEM

LIMERICK ON DECIMAL SYSTEM A worried school teacher named Potts Said, “I’ve failed to convince tiny tots Again and again That division by ten Means just moving those damn little dots.” COMPILED BY J S BROCA SOURCE:FLAVIA’S LIMERICKS LINK:http://monologues.co.uk/Limericks/Limericks-6.htm

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About Unknowns…

About Unknowns… There once was an X from place B, That satisfied predicate P, He or she did thing A, In an adjective way, Resulting in circumstance C. COMPILED BY J S BROCA LINK:https://davesbigfatlimericksite.weebly.com/clean.html

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Limerick  On Ice cream

Limerick  On Ice cream If ice cream could be grown on the tree top, Tiny tummies would be liking it lots. Any fruit flavour For all to savour. Do stop by at the ice cream tree shop. COMPILED BY J … Continue reading

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Roadblocks

Roadblocks When you stumble on boulders that nudge you astray Don’t simply spurn them and roll them away Although they deride you They also can guide you The detour itself may in fact be the way COMPILED BY J S … Continue reading

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Lord of Obstacles 

Lord of Obstacles  There once was a pachyderm guru Ganesh A god with a trunk and a thick burly flesh His best known maneuver As hurdle remover Is opening doorways and starting afresh COMPILED BY J S BROCA LINK:https://kingoflimericks.com/limericks-about-indian-gods/  

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About Algebra…. Is Algebra fruitless endeavor? It seems they’ve been trying for ever To find x, y, and z And it’s quite clear to me: If they’ve not found them yet then they’ll never. COMPILED BY J S BROCA LINK:https://grahamlester.webs.com/kids.htm 

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Laila’s Dream Job

Laila’s Dream Job There once was a girl named Laila Who wanted to become a sailor, Her brother Con Said she was wrong So instead she became a tailor COMPILED BY J S BROCA LINK:https://www.familyfriendpoems.com/poem/lailas-dream-job

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Limerick On A Henpecked Husband

Limerick On A Henpecked Husband IF YOU’RE ONE OF THAT GROUP, THE HENPECKED, THE BEST THING YOU CAN DO IS JOIN A SECT! YOU’LL GET AWAY FROM THE HOUSE, BE A MAN, NOT A MOUSE, IT WILL HELP YOU GET … Continue reading

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Limerick On A Mother’s Worry….

Limerick On A Mother’s Worry…. SHE WENT OFF WITH HER FRIEND FOR THE NIGHT, THE THOUGHT GAVE HER MOTHER A FRIGHT. HER GIRL WITH A BLOKE? THIS THOUGHT MADE HER CHOKE. SHE HOPED SHE KNEW HER WRONGS FROM HER RIGHT!! … Continue reading

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A Limerick On An Idea….

A Limerick On An Idea…. There once was a man from Peru. Whose lim’ricks all looked like haiku. He said with a laugh, “I cut them in half. The payment is much better for two.” COMPILED BY J S BROCA … Continue reading

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