LAUGH AWAY YOUR STOCK MARKET CRASH BLUES WITH HUMOUR !!

In spite of the great stock market crash and the wall street crumbling,there are some really good jokes doing the rounds .Here’s a sampling…....

 

 1.”Black Mondays used to be a once-in-a-lifetime event. Now they are coming along more regularly than    Delhi Metro trains”.

2.”Respected Sensex Sir passed away on October 10, 2008 after not keeping well for nine months. The last rituals would be conducted at Lehman Brothers place”.

 3.” Raj Thackeray is ready to allow non-Mumbaikars to stay in the city, but it would be mandatory for them to invest in the stock market.” 

 4.”Bankrupt allowed to return to their native place without ticket”, says railway minister Lalu Prasad; “Bankrupt to be given imported wheat free on ration”: agriculture minister Sharad Pawar:” Stock market losses to be treated as tax deducted at source”: finance minister P Chidambaram.

 5.”Blockbuster Saare Zameen Par (everyone bites dust) enters into 10th straight month at BSE and NSE multiplexes.”

 6.”When the Sensex was at 21,000, the stock of a single real estate company was ruling close to Rs 1,500. Today, you can get entire sector for the same price and with Lehman Brothers…”

 7.”Iceland being auctioned on eBay at a starting price of 99 pence.” 

 8.Some British papers have reported even British Prime Minister Gordon Brown trying his hand at such humour. While giving a speech in London, he quipped on hearing a mobile phone ring.”I don’t know if another bank has fallen”

 9.Taking a dig at government’s rescue packages, one says:”All sports stadiums in USA currently named for banks, insurance companies, or financial institutions will have to be renamed “Federal Reserve Park”.

Category: Current Affairs, Humour
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