Limericks on Indian Politics and Elections

Limericks on Indian Politics and Elections


My love for limericks has made me search and collect limericks from various sources. Looking to the present scenario of politics and elections, I now share from my collection a few limericks on Indian politics and elections. These limericks are the original work of V. Harihara Subramanian who had composed them in August 1999. A note about the author is given at the end of the posting.


Enjoy and comment….


1.


There is the parade of criminals and clowns,


In jubbas and bright evening gowns.


They are standing for election,


For us to mark our selection,


To decide whether the nation will collapse or bounce.


2.


What if she was only an au pair?


Didn’t she, with Rajiv make a handsome pair?


What if her relative is an outlaw?


Wasn’t she the PM’s daughter-in-law?


Don’t we always fall for skin that is fair?


3.


India is the land of the Ganges and the Taj.


We have got rid of the British Raj.


Let us not bring the back the Europeans,


Who treat us like slaves and peons.


There is reason to vote for Sushma Swaraj.


4.


BJP’s spokesman Pramod Mahajan,


Is not a person to be outdone.


He compared Congress’s Sonia


To Clinton’s Monica;


To be condemned by everyone.


5.


Chief Election Commissioner Mr Gill,


Doesn’t want to talk about Kargil.


He dictates what is spoken from the dais,


Sometimes he is accused of a bias,


For stopping mention of Monica and Bill.


6.


While having my usual Sambar and Iddly,


I switched on the drawing room telly,


To find out who


Speaks better: Beti or Bahu


The one from Delhi or the one from Italy.


7.


One candidate is from Delhi


The other is from Italy.


One is called Bahu; the other Beti.


One likes iddly, the other spaghetti.


My vote is for one filling my belly.


Or


(Not in that order, you silly)


8.


If you condemn a terrorist,


You are branded a fascist.


This is one of the dirty tricks,


Of election politics,


To call a criminal a pacifist.


9.


What happened to the Third Front,


That may be called a National affront?


Now you can talk of the Fourth and the Fifth


Coming out of the political filth.


Such fronts are only a political stunt.


10.


The other party is always irregular,


We are the ones who are secular.


Both in war and peace,


We want to appease,


So that our vote banks are liberal.


Source: http://limerickan.tripod.com/politics.htm


COMPILED BY J S BROCA  1ST OCT 2017


About the Author


Professor V Harihara Subramanian, is a management professional who holds a Post Graduate Diploma from the Indian Institute of Management, Ahmedabad. He has completed B.Tech from the University of Madras. He was a recipient of the prestigious Industry Scholarship. He has had over 37 years of industry experience within and outside the country in Marketing, Corporate Strategy and International Business, Advertising and Training. He is currently the Dean of Placement and Management Development Programmes of the Asian School of Business (ASB) Trivandrum. Before joining ASB, 6 years ago he was a Visiting Faculty at Department of Management Studies, University of Madras; Magnus Schools of Business; and Meenakshi Sunderrajan School of Management. He is located in Trivandrum. He is a blogger too. His other interests are photography, crosswords, computers, badminton.


J S BROCA


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