I WONDER IF SUCH CONTESTS ARE HELD IN INDIA!!

I WONDER IF SUCH CONTESTS ARE HELD IN INDIA!!


There was a farting contest that came to town


And people came from miles around


The first fart was extremely loud


The second fart pleased the crowd


The third fart, the judges cried


“He shit his pants, he’s disqualified!”


A TIP: Do not get disqualified!!   Keep Smiling!!


COMPILED BY J S BROCA  25TH SEPT 2017


Source: http://www.jackassjokes.com/funny-limericks.htm


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