Donald Trump Limericks

Donald Trump Limericks

There once was a brash billionaire

who couldn’t afford decent hair.

Vexed voters agreed:

“We’re a nation in need!”

But toupée the price, do we dare?

By Michael R. Burch

Oh crap, we elected Trump prez!

Now he’s Simon: we must do what he sez!

‘Cause if anyone thinks

And says his “plan” stinks,

He’ll wig out ‘neath that weird orange fez!

By Michael R. Burch

World leaders continue to stare

At the man with the ludicrous hair:

They find it bewild’rin’

That refugee children

Give Trump such a pants-wetting scare.

By Will T. Laughlin

There’s a boastful campaigner named Trump

who is doing quite well on the stump.

All his insults and gaffes

only get him more laughs.

Will he wind up a champ or a chump?

By Richard Stoll Armstrong

COMPILED BY J S  BROCA  9TH JULY 2017

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