Na Chemistry Hoti,Na Main Student Hota

Na Chemistry Hoti,Na Main Student Hota
  
I came across a really funny piece on : hindumommy.wordpress.com and would like to share it with you all.
  
I was reminded of my college days (1967-1973)  and had a really priceless nostalgic journey down the memory lane.
  
Perhaps some of you on this forum, will also recall similar feelings you had felt for someone in some laboratory, some where, while studying,long long ago…..
  
So,read and enjoy…….. 
  
Na chemistry hoti na main student hota
Na yeh lab hoti na yeh accident hota.
 
Abhi practical main ayee nazar ek ladki,
Sundar thi naak uss ki test tube jaisi.
  
Baaton main uss ki glucose ki mithas thi,
Saanson main ester ki khushboo bhi sath thi.
 
 
Aankhon se jhalakta tha kuchch is tarah ka pyaar,
Bin piye hi ho jata hai alcohol ka khumar.
  
Benzene sa hota tha usski presence ka ehsaas,
Andhere main hota tha radium ka aabhas.
 
Nazrain mileen, reaction hua,
Kuch is tarah love ka production hua.
 
Lagney laggey uss key ghar key chakkar aise,
Nucleus ke chaaron taraf electron hon jaise.
 
Uss din hamare test ka confirmation hua,
Jab uss key daddy sey hamara introduction hua.
 
Sun kar hamari baat woh aisey uchchal padey,
Ignesium tube main jaise sodium bhadak uthey.
 
Woh boley, hosh main aao, pehchano apni auqat,
Iron mil nahin sakta kabhi gold ke saath !
 
Yeh sunn kar toota hamarey armanon bhara beaker,
Aur humm chup rahey benzaldehyde ka kadwa ghoont pee kar.
 
Ab uss ki yaadon ke siwa hamara kaam chalta na tha
Aur lab main hamarey dil ke siwa kuchch jalta na tha.
 
Zindagi ho gayee unsaturated hydrocarbon ki tarah,
Aur humm firtey hain awara hydrogen ki tarah…..
 
Enjoyed…? Post your comments, please….!!

    

 
 
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7 Responses to Na Chemistry Hoti,Na Main Student Hota

  1. Shernaz Wadia says:

    Kya khoob likha hai kisine…wit aur humor ne dil kbush kar diya…Thanks for bringing this to us Jitoo. Enjoyed it.

  2. jasneet kaur says:

    Respected Sir, Really hilarious. Warm Regards

    Jasneet Kaur, New Delhi
    Oct 30, 2009

  3. J S BROCA says:

    Dear Jasneet, thanks for your warm response.

    J S Broca, New Delhi
    Nov 01, 2009

  4. DR POOJA says:

    Jitoo Uncle, What a chemical love!!! Chemistry – (organic and inorganic ), I remember we studied. But ye chapter to aaya nai. I din’t know that you had torn those pages from my book. Try to post a chemical joke, Uncle. I shall wait. Best wishes.

    Dr Pooja G Bhuyar, Bijapur
    Nov 01, 2009

  5. J S BROCA says:

    Dear Pooja,glad to see you laughing and smiling.Yes I can share some chemical jokes too but I am afraid they may cause some explosion on these pages.So I will keep them for later.”Kahin aag naan lagg jaayey….” you know !!

    j s broca
    new delhi
    03.11.09

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