Diwali Crackers

Dear Friends,

Do not say “NO” to following crackers :

CRACKER NO:1: BROKE BLOKE

 ”Chandni Chowk mein thaa ek jawaan ladkaa,

         Ek haseen ladkee ke liye jiska dil dhadkaa,  

  Sochta ki usse ghumaaoon,firraoon,          

            India Gate pe icekreem khilaaoon,   

  Par,kyaa kartaa,bechaara thaa kadkaa ! ! “  

CRACKER NO:2: TIPS FOR SAVING MONEY  

 Ek dost bola “Main ne honeymoon ka adhaa kharchaa bachayya,         

           Main akelaa hee honeymoon pe chala aayaa ,”  

 Doosra bola,”Yeh tau kuchh bhee nahi mere bhaayaa,         

            Mainey  tau honeymoon ka poora kharchaa bachayya,  

 Apni biwi ko apne mitra ke saath honeymoon bhijwaayaa !!”  

 CRACKER NO:3: DIRTY TRICKS

 Dost bola dost sey:” Roz naye naye kappdey pehan kar aatey ho,      

            Lagta hai koyee lottery lagi hai par hummein naa bataate ho”,

Mitra bola:”Naa koyee gadbadd hai naa koyee ghotaalaa,      

             Naa meri biwi ameer hai, naa sasura paisewaalaa,

Bus,bole toh- apun key baap ne dry kleening ka dukaan khol daala”   

CRACKER NO:4: BOLLYWOOD MASALA

A bollywood fan from Argentina,     

           Loved our Kapoor girl  Kareena,

When he read she was committed,     

           To Saif & Company Unlimited,

He switched over to Kaif Katrina !!     

H A P P Y     D I W A L I….........!!

Category: Humour
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