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The Marriage Of Poor Kim Kardashian

The Marriage Of Poor Kim Kardashian



The marriage of poor Kim Kardashian
Was krushed like a kar in a krashian.
Her Kris kried, ‘Not fair!
Why kan’t I keep my share?’
But Kardashian fell klean outa fashian.

By Sir Salman Rushdie

COMPILED BY J S BROCA  31ST MARCH 2020
LINK: https://www.poemhunter.com/best-poems/sir-salman-rushdie
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WE SHALL OVERCOME

“WE SHALL OVERCOME



O GOD! GIVE US STRENGTH!
J S Broca

O God, give us strength
To overcome our mind (wrong thoughts)
Before attempting to conquer others
Conquer ourselves first.

To cleanse our hearts of discrimination,
If friends make mistakes, to be able to forgive them
Save us from lies, Make Truth our life
Whatever the difficulties we will continue to work
O God, give us strength…..

With the support of Dharma,
Tread the path of righteousness
We will remain self confident, unafraid of evil
Before attempting to conquer others
Conquer ourselves first.
O God, give us strength…...…

HUMKO MAN KI SHAKTI DENA
(Hindi)
Humko man ki shakti dena man vijay karein
Doosron ki jai se pehle khud ko jai karein
Humko man ki shakti dena man vijay karein
Doosron ki jai se pehle khud ko jai karein
Humko man ki shakti dena….

Bhed bhaav apne dil se saaf kar sakein
Doston se bhool ho to maaf kar sakein
Jhoot se bache rahein, sach ka dum bharein
Doosron ki jai se pehle khud ko jai karein
Humko man ki shakti dena….

Mushkilein padein to hum par itna karm kar
Sath dein to dharm ka, chalein to dharm par
Khud pe hausla pe rahe, badi se na darein
Doosron ki jai se pehle khud ko jai karein
Humko man ki shakti dena….

(I was a student of Engineering College of MS University BARODA when the film ‘Guddi’ was released in 1971. I liked this song a lot and have sung it in chorus several times on many occasions.)


Film               : Guddi (1971)
Penned by      : Gulzar
Composed by :Vasant Desai
Sung by         :Vani Jairam


SUSIE


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SUSIE

There once was a gal named Susie,
Whom everyone thought was a floozie,
Those who called her a trollop
Received a great wallop
Which left them feeling quite woozy!

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 28TH MARCH 2020
LINK: https://www.gymglish.com/en/gymglish/english-translation/limerick


FUNNY SHAYRI …II


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FUNNY SHAYRI …II

Woh pal bhi kya ththey
Jab aapko log kiss pey kiss kiya kartey ththey
Magar aapki footi kismat,
Uss waqt aap “Huggies” pehnaa kartey ththey !

KEEP SMILING….


FUNNY SHAYRI…

FUNNY SHAYRI


The janaaza of mehboob


Nikla from the gully of mehbooba



With lots of zor and shor


The mehbooba jhaanking from the doli


Aur boli:” Mar gaya *****khor…!”


WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING ?

WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING ?
(in a lighter vein- no malice intended please)

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming.

THE GAMBLER

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THE GAMBLER

A gambler from Hong Kong named Louie.
He was dumb and quite a bit screwy.
In a gambling pad,
He lost all he had.
Today, he can’t afford chop suey.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 24TH MARCH 2020
LINK: https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/a_chinese_limerick_275702


 

Pride & Prejudice

Pride & Prejudice

Liz had a poor opinion of Darcy
Because he did not like to party
But as she got to know him
Her love began to grow in
Though she told him off for being a smarty!

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 23RD MARCH 2020
LINK: https://www.quirkbooks.com/post/classic-literature-limericks

GAY HUBBY

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GAY HUBBY

A pregnant young woman named Kay
Was due to give birth the next day.
So it wasn’t sublime
When her spouse picked that time
To confess that he really was gay…..!

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 22ND MARCH 2020
LINK: http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/tag/husband-wife-limerick/

Stay at Home

Stay at Home

Said Seamus to his wife, with a wink
Since I cannot go out for a drink
I’m sure me and you
Can find something to do
Let me hug you, while both of us think….!

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 21ST MARCH 2020
LINK: https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/stay_at_home_1236932