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Boisterous Joe!





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Boisterous Joe!

There was a boisterous boy called Joe
Who loved to play in the fresh falling snow.
He went sledging one day
On his wild husky powered sleigh,
Tumbled tumultuously and broke his big toe.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 29TH FEB 2020
Source: https://www.familyfriendpoems.com/poem/boisterous-joe




TRACTOR

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TRACTOR

A farmer who crashed his old tractor
Found he needed a good chiropractor
His back came to some harm
While down on the farm
And faulty brakes were a very big factor.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 28TH FEBRUARY 2020
LINK: https://readingjuice.co.uk/limericks/tractor-factor/


 

ASTRONAUT


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ASTRONAUT

An astronaut who was on a space walk
Took out of his space suit some chalk
And drew stars to replace
Ones that had been erased
By black holes, and made astronomers gawk.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 27TH FEBRUARY 2020
LINK: https://readingjuice.co.uk/limericks/space-walk-chalk/


BUBBLEGUM

BUBBLEGUM
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A girl who once chewed too much bubblegum
Found that her habit was troublesome
Blowing bubbles so bloated
She hovered then floated
To a space telescope – the Hubble one!

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 26TH FEBRUARY 2020
LINK: https://readingjuice.co.uk/limericks/troublesome-bubblegum/

COUNTING SHEEP


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COUNTING SHEEP

A man counted sheep in a dream
But everything was not as it seemed
It wasn’t the dream in his head
But the sheep’s dream instead
As it slept in a field by a stream…..!

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 25TH FEBRUARY 2020
LINK: https://readingjuice.co.uk/limericks/sheepish-dream/


DISEASE


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DISEASE

There once was a girl from America
She was sadly stricken with malaria
Her lover decided to leave her
Her days become a blur
So then she moved to Bulgaria….!

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 24TH FEBRUARY 2020
LINK: https://sites.google.com/site/beautifuldreamsproject/limericks


FRANCE

FRANCE



There once was a man from France
He always had a great passion for dance
But sadly one day, he broke his leg
He met a nurse named Meg
He fell in love and into a trance….!

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 23RD FEBRUARY 2020
LINK: https://sites.google.com/site/beautifuldreamsproject/limericks


MARRIAGES ARE MADE IN HEAVEN?


MARRIAGES ARE MADE IN HEAVEN?

An old gentleman living at Harwich
At ninety was thinking of marriage:
In came his grandson,
Who was just twenty one,
And went off with the bride in his carriage!

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 21ST FEBRUARY 2020
LINK: https://ppq365.wordpress.com/2013/06/09/limericks


KEEP SMILING


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KEEP SMILING

There is a young girl called Michelle
Whom Personally, I think is just swell
She’s so funny and kind
Smiles all of the time
She’s a Darling that wonder Michelle …!

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 21ST FEBRUARY 2020
LINK: https://mix-poems.livejournal.com/3094.html


INTEREST COST…


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INTEREST COST

There is a young girl called Emma
Yesterday, some money I lent her
At the time it was Five
But with interest rates high
The girly now owes me a tenner ….!

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 20TH FEBRUARY 2020
LINK: https://mix-poems.livejournal.com/3094.html