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LORD








LORD 

THERE WAS A GREAT LORD  IN JAPAN
WHOSE NAME ON A TUESDAY  BEGAN 
IT CARRIED THROUGH SUNDAY
TILL TWILIGHT ON MONDAY 
AND SOUNDED LIKE STONES IN A CAN…!

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 30TH JANUARY 2020
SOURCE:MY OLD DIARY OF 1970




THE KINGS 








THE KINGS 


KING DAVID AND KING SOLOMON LED MERRY MERRY LIVES
WITH MANY MANY LADY FRIENDS AND MANY MANY WIVES
BUT WHEN OLD AGE CREPT OVER THEM
WITH MANY MANY QUALMS
KING SOLOMON WROTE THE PROVERBS AND KING DAVID WROTE THE PSALMS …!

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 29TH JANUARY 2020
SOURCE:MY OLD DIARY OF 1970
















JUDE

JUDE



THERE WAS ONCE A LADY NAMED JUDE
WHO WAS SUCH AN IMPLACABLE PRUDE
THAT SHE PULLED DOWN THE BLIND
WHEN CHANGING HER MIND
LEST A CURIOUS EYE SHOULD INTRUDE… !

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 28TH JANUARY 2020
SOURCE:MY OLD DIARY OF 1970


MUSHROOMS

MUSHROOMS



AND THEN THERE WAS A YOUNG MR TATE
EVERY WEEK END BIG MUSHROOMS HE ATE
THEN A FARAWAY COUSIN
ONCE SENT HIM A DOZEN
THE FUNERAL IS TOMORROW AT EIGHT….!

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 27TH JANUARY 2020
SOURCE:MY OLD DIARY OF 1970


HORSES

HORSES



A SERIOUS THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
IS ONE THAT MAY CAUSE YOU DISMAY
JUST WHAT ARE THE FORCES
THAT BRING LITTLE HORSES
IF ALL THE BIG HORSES SAY “NAY”?

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 26TH JANUARY 2020
SOURCE:MY OLD DIARY OF 1970


MISS FLETTERA

MISS FLETTERA



IN ROME DWELT A FAIR MISS CALLED FLETTERA
WHOSE NECKING GREW BETTER AND BETTERA
SHE’D HOLD HANDS IN THE DARK 
KISS LIPS IN THE PARK
ETC ETC ETC..!

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 25TH JANUARY 2020
SOURCE:MY OLD DIARY OF 1970


GRACES 

GRACES 



THERE WAS A MAID WITH SUCH GRACES 
THAT HER CURVES CRIED ALOUD FOR EMBRACES
“YOU LOOKCRIED EACH HE
“LIKE A MILLION TO ME
INVESTED IN THE RIGHT PLACES”!

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 24TH JANUARY 2020
SOURCE:MY OLD DIARY OF 1970


FLORENCE 

FLORENCE



THERE WAS A YOUNG LADY FROM FLORENCE
WHO FOR KISSING PREFERRED GREAT ABHORENCE
BUT WHEN SHE HAD BEEN KISSED
AND FOUND WHAT SHE HAD MISSED
SHE CRIED TILL THE TEARS CAME IN TORRENTS !!


COMPILED BY J S BROCA 23RD JANUARY 2020
SOURCE:MY OLD DIARY OF 1970

HELEN

HELEN

THERE WAS A YOUNG LADY CALLED HELEN
WHATEVER SHE WORE SHE LOOKED SWELL IN IT
SHE EVEN LOOKED GOOD
WHEN SHE WALKED SAT OR STOOD
IN MATERNITY DRESSES TO SWELL IN…!

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 22ND JANUARY 2020
SOURCE:MY OLD DIARY OF 1970

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HARRIS

HARRIS

THERE WAS A YOUNG FELLOW NAMED HARRIS
WHO ONCE SPENT AN EVENING IN PARIS
BUT HE BOUGHT HIMSELF STRIFE
WITH ANOTHER MAN’S WIFE
AND HE WOUND UP IN PLASTER OF PARIS !

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 21ST JANUARY 2020
SOURCE:My Old Diary Of 1970


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