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All-You-Can-Eat Buffets

All-You-Can-Eat Buffets

“All-You-Can-Eat” buffets can possibly kill
We gorge ourselves until we are stuffed to the gills
As much as we can eat
Same price whatta treat
It’s difficult to resist the temptation of the food mill

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 31ST DECEMBER 2019
LINK:https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/all-you-can-eat_buffets_1202341


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THIRD WIFE

THIRD WIFE

There once was an old man of Lyme
Who married three wives at a time.
When asked, “Why a third?”
He replied, “One’s absurd!
And bigamy, sir, is a crime.”

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 30TH DECEMBER 2019
LINK:https://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_
individual.asp?blog_id=5287366

Organic Scam

Organic Scam

Health food stores promoting organics are a sham

Taking advantage of the craze, hiking prices is a scam

Not justified says I

Prices way too high

All understand organics are better but dubious I am

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 29TH DECEMBER 2019

LINK:https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/organic_scam_1209991
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Doctor Seuss

Doctor Seuss

There once was a doctor called Seuss
Whose grip on reality was loose.
He saw giant cats
in over sized hats.
His books reeked of substance abuse.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 28TH DECEMBER 2019
LINK:http://www.virgilanti.com/content/limericks-about-famous-people

NOTE:Theodor Seuss Geisel was an American children’s author, political cartoonist, illustrator, poet,animator, screenwriter, and filmmaker. He is known for his work writing and illustrating more than 60 books

David and Victoria Beckham

David and Victoria Beckham

Victoria, a bright girl, I’m sure,
should’ve known there’d be fan-girls galore
tempting David to stray.
When he’s got room to play
he’ll always find chances to score.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 27TH DECEMBER 2019
LINK:http://www.virgilanti.com/content/limericks-about-famous-people

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Hard Head Fred

A brewery worker named Fred
Had a barrel fall onto his head.
“Weren’t you hurt?” I did ask,
“Being hit by that cask?”
“I was lucky — ’twas light ale,” he said

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 26TH DECEMBER 2019
LINK:https://brookstonbeerbulletin.com/top-ten-tuesday-top-10-beer-limericks/

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A Salty Tear

A Salty Tear

One day my mouth felt so dry
And I thought I was about to die.
Then I saw the word “Beer”,
And one salty tear
Of happiness escaped from my eye.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 25TH DECEMBER 2019
LINK:https://brookstonbeerbulletin.com/top-ten-tuesday-top-10-beer-limericks/

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Dot Spotted

Dot Spotted

There once was a leopardess, Dot,
who indignantly answered: “I’ll not!
The gents are impressed
with the way that I’m dressed.
I wouldn’t change even one spot!”

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 24TH DECEMBER 2019
LINK:http://www.thehypertexts.com/
The%20Best%20Limericks%20of%20All%20Time.htm

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ABOUT HERMIT DAVE…

ABOUT HERMIT DAVE…

There once was a hermit named Dave
Who kept a dead woman in his cave.
“I know it’s a sin,”
He said with a grin,
“But think of the money I save!”

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 23RD DECEMBER 2019
LINK:http://www.thehypertexts.com/
The%20Best%20Limericks%20of%20All%20Time.htm

 

 

 

THE SELLER FEELS SAD…

THE SELLER FEELS SAD…

“I sell the best Brandy and Sherry
To make all my customers merry,
But at times their finances
Run short as it chances,
And then I feel very sad, very”.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 22ND DECEMBER 2019
LINK:http://www.thehypertexts.com/The%20Best%20Limericks%20of%20All%20Time.ht

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