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REMEMBERING THOSE TIMES…

REMEMBERING THOSE TIMES

Remember when nearly sixteen,
On your very first date as a teen.
At the movies? If yes,
Then I bet you can’t guess,
What was shown on the cinema screen…..

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 30TH NOVEMBER 2019
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Fact And Fiction….

Fact And Fiction….

I met her in chat, she was neat,
Her photo was pretty, petite.
We met for a meal,

I saw her for real,
I screamed and then ran down the street!

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 29TH NOVEMBER 2019
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POOR FELLOW IN THE LOO..

POOR FELLOW IN THE LOO..

I’m papering walls in the loo,
And quite frankly I haven’t a clue.
For the pattern’s all wrong,
Or the paper’s too long,
And I’m stuck to the toilet with glue.

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THE DENTIST…

THE DENTIST

There was a young dentist who thrilled,
To the sound of a tooth being filled.
He would practise, they said,
Every night in his shed,
With the old drill he’s skilled.

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KEEPING TASKS PENDING…

KEEPING TASKS PENDING


I’m really determined and keen,
To start giving this house a spring clean.
I will do it I say,
Yes, I’ll do it today,
Well, I’ll do it tomorrow, I mean….


COMPILED BY J S BROCA 26TH NOVEMBER 2019
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Not So Neighbourly…

Not So Neighbourly…

My neighbor came over to say,
Although not in a neighborly way,
That he’d knock me around,
If I didn’t stop the sound,
Of the classical music I play.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 25TH NOVEMBER 2019
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A Chinese Dish Menu ?

A Chinese Dish Menu ?

There once was a man named Brice,
Who had a nasty head full of lice.
He said, If I eat them,
Then I’ll have beat them!
And besides they really taste very nice.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA  24TH NOVEMBER  2019
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THE FUSSY TRAVELLER…

THE FUSSY TRAVELLER

There was an odd fellow named Gus,
When travelling he made such a fuss.
He was banned from the train,
Not allowed on a plane,
And now travels only by bus.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 23RD NOVEMBER 2019
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Marrying In Pakistan….

Marrying In Pakistan….

Believe it or not in Pakistan
When a woman marries a man
The woman pays a fee
Of a million rupees
So I’ll be moving there soon as I can…!

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 22ND NOVEMBER 2019
LINK:https://www.poemhunter.com/poem/thirty-limericks-on-various-subjects/


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Listen To Mum

Listen To Mum

I remember when I was small and cool,
I was always playing truant from school.
My mum used to say,
“You’ll regret it one day
When you grow up to become a fool.”

Now I’m old; the damage is done.
How I wish I’d listened to Mum.
If I could turn back time,
I’d study hard and toe the line
Instead of acting foolish and dumb.

Now let that be a lesson to one and all
That life is more than just having a ball.
It was great having fun
When I was young,
But I wish I’d spent more time in the school hall.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 21ST NOVEMBER 2019
Source: https://www.familyfriendpoems.com/poem/listen-to-mum


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