Monthly Archives: October 2019

Dangerous Liaisons 

Dangerous Liaisons  Little Red Riding Hood what would Freud say? A girl begins bleeding then wanders astray She’s lured off the path By cunning and craft And ravaged in bed when the wolf has his way COMPILED BY J S … Continue reading

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A LIMERICK ON OUR COSMOS

A LIMERICK ON OUR COSMOS The cosmos consists of a delicate force Through which every action will run its due course When goodness prevails It can alter the scales For all that we do makes it better or worse COMPILED … Continue reading

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LIMERICK ON ESCAPING FROM DESPAIR

LIMERICK ON ESCAPING FROM DESPAIR Hold on Tight The surest escape from the pit of despair Is to cradle a person and tell them you care So drop your defenses And heighten your senses The next breath you take is … Continue reading

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Songs in the Wood

Songs in the Wood Cacophony of crickets on a spring afternoon Wildflowers waving and humming a tune When what do I hear But a song in my ear My good friend the magpie is joining me soon COMPILED BY J … Continue reading

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A LIMERICK ON ELEPHANTS

A LIMERICK ON ELEPHANTS Elephants never forget, so it’s good not to make them upset. They will push you around, toss you onto the ground, Then run off with your favourite pet. COMPILED BY J S BROCA LINK:http://elephantaday.blogspot.com/2012/01/elephant-no-95-limericks.html

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Limerick On Geology

Limerick On Geology There once was a lass who was enamored with geology Her loves included seismology, hydrology, and rheology When asked why She eagerly replied That’s coz I don’t particularly care for physics or biology COMPILED BY J S … Continue reading

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LIMERICK ON A MATHEMATICIAN

LIMERICK ON A MATHEMATICIAN  A mathematician called Lott, Thinks he’s a genius. He’s not. To others it’s plain That his miniscule brain Is just filled with wind, piss and snot From collection of James Sneyd Department of Mathematics University of … Continue reading

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FELLOW WITH EXTRA LARGE BRAIN

FELLOW WITH EXTRA LARGE BRAIN There was a young fellow named Hannotte, Whose brain was the size of a planet. When asked if it hurt, He would brightly out-blurt, “When my brain overheats, I just fan it!” (By Abraham Gringer, … Continue reading

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Limerick  On A Lion Tamer…

LINK:http://limericks.50webs.com/funny.html Limerick  On A Lion Tamer… A tamer stood in the lion’s cage Attempting to tame the beast’s rage The creature awoke The chair quickly broke And the man stopped increasing in age!! COMPILED BY J S BROCA 

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Limerick With A Sad Ending!

Limerick With A Sad Ending! There once was a boat with a sail It was caught in a terrible gale Down fell a man His name was still Stan But he was no longer a male COMPILED BY J S … Continue reading

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