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Lessons Learnt In Life

Lessons Learnt In Life

We’re all graduates. Everyone passes!
Though we sleepwalked through all of our classes
As the final bell rings
We’ve not learned any things
Now we’re out in the world – on our asses!

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Webbed MD

Webbed MD

Said the patient, “Your treatments, they suck
And my symptoms have all run amok
Furthermore, you’re a quack!”
And the doc replied back
“I should hope so. You see, I’m a duck.”

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CUTTING IT SHORT….

CUTTING IT SHORT….


A poet whose friends called him Steve
Once showed quite a will to achieve
His skill grew so strong
That his poems grew long
And he sadly was forced to abbrev.


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AN ACHIEVEMENT….

AN ACHIEVEMENT….


I have failed, for I don’t pay attention
To a thing that the teacher would mention
But today, I believe
I’m about to receive
My diploma – and also my pension.



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An uncommon limerick

An uncommon limerick


I tell you, to give you some clarity
Most limericks are filled with vulgarity
But this one is clean
If you know what I mean
And in that sense it’s really a rarity.


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WRITING A LIMERICK….

WRITING A LIMERICK….

In a limerick, don’t use a line twice
For it’s lazy; just once will suffice
It’s bad form, which I hate
So let me restate
In a limerick, don’t use a line twice.

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About Dishwashing….

About Dishwashing….

I hate my dishwashing machine
My dishes, they never come clean
They don’t look like new
After I put them through
They’re as dirty as ever they’ve been.

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About Unknowns…

About Unknowns…

There once was an X from place B,
That satisfied predicate P,
He or she did thing A,
In an adjective way,
Resulting in circumstance C.

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GEOMETRY LIMERICK 

GEOMETRY LIMERICK 

“The hypotenuse,” he would opine,
“Should connect to each right-angled line.”
My geometry prof
Would proceed to go off
On a tangent on cosine and sine.

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Brunch

Brunch

BRUNCH is a Sunday weekly magazine of the Hindustan Times. I love reading it. I recently came across a limerick. Here it goes:

A verse writer was published by ‘Punch’,
Wrote his work at his Breakfast and Lunch.
Tuesdays to Mondays,
But never on Sundays,
As on that day he only had BRUNCH!”

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SOURCE:An Old Blog Post Of 1st Dec 2010


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