Said the patient, “Your treatments, they suck
And my symptoms have all run amok
Furthermore, you’re a quack!”
And the doc replied back
“I should hope so. You see, I’m a duck.”
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In a limerick, don’t use a line twice
For it’s lazy; just once will suffice
It’s bad form, which I hate
So let me restate
In a limerick, don’t use a line twice.
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I hate my dishwashing machine
My dishes, they never come clean
They don’t look like new
After I put them through
They’re as dirty as ever they’ve been.
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There once was an X from place B,
That satisfied predicate P,
He or she did thing A,
In an adjective way,
Resulting in circumstance C.
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“The hypotenuse,” he would opine,
“Should connect to each right-angled line.”
My geometry prof
Would proceed to go off
On a tangent on cosine and sine.
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BRUNCH is a Sunday weekly magazine of the Hindustan Times. I love reading it. I recently came across a limerick. Here it goes:
A verse writer was published by ‘Punch’,
Wrote his work at his Breakfast and Lunch.
Tuesdays to Mondays,
But never on Sundays,
As on that day he only had BRUNCH!”
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SOURCE:An Old Blog Post Of 1st Dec 2010
Lessons Learnt In Life
Author: Jatinder Pal Singh Broca Sep 30Lessons Learnt In Life
We’re all graduates. Everyone passes!
Though we sleepwalked through all of our classes
As the final bell rings
We’ve not learned any things
Now we’re out in the world – on our asses!
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