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WHEN DOES SHE GO FOR SHOPPING? 

WHEN DOES SHE GO FOR SHOPPING? 

At times I’m so mad that I’m hopping.
My angriness sets my veins popping.
I lament and I curse,
With swearwords diverse,
But my wife does much worse: she goes shopping.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA
LINK:https://grahamlester.webs.com/limericks3.htm

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About The Epitaph

About The Epitaph

My wife and I think that we’ve got
To be buried in one single plot,
But it’s rather a shame
How we argue whose name
Should be carved in the uppermost spot.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA
LINK:https://grahamlester.webs.com/limericks3.htm

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The Art Of Filing…..

The Art Of Filing…..

A blonde-haired young lady from Wales
Applied for a job tracking sales.
When they asked, “Can you file?”
She proceeded to smile,
And held up ten pretty red nails.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA
LINK:https://grahamlester.webs.com/limericks3.htm

When a gentleman dies…. 

When a gentleman dies…. 

In the village of Jingamafloo,
They don’t look at the world like we do.
When a gentleman dies
His dear wife shouts, “Surprise!
Now we’ll all get a little more stew.”

COMPILED BY J S BROCA
LINK:https://grahamlester.webs.com/kids.htm

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About Growing….. 

About Growing….. 

There once was a baby named Lou
And he grew and he grew and he grew
And he grew and he grew
And he grew and he grew,
But he stopped when he reached six foot two.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA
LINK:https://grahamlester.webs.com/kids.htm

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On Tickling A Bull

On Tickling A Bull

If you’re lacking a little good cheer,
Go and tickle a bull in the rear,
For I’m sure that the rumor
That they’ve no sense of humor
Is a product of ignorant fear.

COMPILED BY JS BROCA
LINK:https://grahamlester.webs.com/kids.htm 

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COLLECTING TEARS

COLLECTING TEARS

An unfortunate girl of Algiers,
Who was constantly weeping for years,
Saved the drops in a tank
That she kept in a bank,
Till some safe-breakers burst into tears.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA
LINK:https://grahamlester.webs.com/kids.htm

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About Algebra

About Algebra

Is Algebra fruitless endeavor?
It seems they’ve been trying for ever
To find x, y, and z
And it’s quite clear to me:
If they’ve not found them yet then they’ll never.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA
LINK:https://grahamlester.webs.com/kids.htm

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Laila’s Dream Job

Laila’s Dream Job

There once was a girl named Laila
Who wanted to become a sailor,
Her brother Con
Said she was wrong
So instead she became a tailor

COMPILED BY J S BROCA
LINK:https://www.familyfriendpoems.com/poem/lailas-dream-job

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Limerick on Statistics

Limerick on Statistics

Having had just a bit too much wine
the statistician opted to recline
head in the Frigidaire
feet out in the hot air
On the average he was feeling fine

COMPILED BY J S BROCA
LINK:https://www.familyfriendpoems.com/poem/statistics

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