Monthly Archives: July 2019

WRONG OR RIGHT 

WRONG OR RIGHT  An old gentleman living at Harwich At ninety was thinking of marriage: In came his grandson, Who was just twenty one, And went off with the bride in his carriage. COMPILED BY J S BROCA LINK:https://ppq365.wordpress.com/2013/06/09/limericks/

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LIMERICK ON TAURUS the Sacred Cow

LIMERICK ON TAURUS the Sacred Cow Sired by Hathor and Moon shining full Strong as an ox with a very old soul Illustrious Taurus Is spread out before us The apotheosis of Apis the bull COMPILED BY J S BROCA … Continue reading

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LIMERICK ON ARIES

LIMERICK ON ARIES Make way for the warrior who strikes with a slam He acts on his own with the motto “I am” A subject of Mars Who’s drawn to fast cars Hesitation is not for the sign of the … Continue reading

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Provider of Plenty  

Provider of Plenty   Lakshmi my goddess I praise your comeuppance All that I need and no need for redundance The favors you render The beauty and splendor I gratefully feed on your fruits of abundance COMPILED BY J S BROCA … Continue reading

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Durga the Dreadful

Durga the Dreadful When you come upon Kali don’t hate her But fear her, she is the cremator Bow down to her feet In a cosmos complete God bless her, she is the creator COMPILED BY J S BROCA LINK:https://kingoflimericks.com/limericks-about-indian-gods/

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Lord of Obstacles 

Lord of Obstacles  There once was a pachyderm guru Ganesh A god with a trunk and a thick burly flesh His best known maneuver As hurdle remover Is opening doorways and starting afresh COMPILED BY J S BROCA LINK:https://kingoflimericks.com/limericks-about-indian-gods/  

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On Smoking In Bed….

On Smoking In Bed…. An unfortunate fellow named Ted … Was burned to death smoking in bed … So, I asked his poor Mum, … “Was Ted always this dumb?” … “He was just razed that way, dear,” she said … Continue reading

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The Spelling of Potato

The Spelling of Potato How to spell the potato has tried Many minds, sometimes mine, I’ll confide. Though it may have an eye, There’s no E – don’t ask why!  Not until it’s been baked, boiled or fried. COMPILED BY … Continue reading

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About Algebra…. Is Algebra fruitless endeavor? It seems they’ve been trying for ever To find x, y, and z And it’s quite clear to me: If they’ve not found them yet then they’ll never. COMPILED BY J S BROCA LINK:https://grahamlester.webs.com/kids.htm 

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RATING A FINE LADY….

RATING A FINE LADY…. There is a young man from America Who adores a fine lady named Erika. Though to most she would rate Just a 7 or 8, In his eyes she’s a 10—a Bo Dereker! COMPILED BY J … Continue reading

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