Sired by Hathor and Moon shining full
Strong as an ox with a very old soul
Illustrious Taurus
Is spread out before us
The apotheosis of Apis the bull
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Make way for the warrior who strikes with a slam
He acts on his own with the motto “I am”
A subject of Mars
Who’s drawn to fast cars
Hesitation is not for the sign of the ram
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Lakshmi my goddess I praise your comeuppance
All that I need and no need for redundance
The favors you render
The beauty and splendor
I gratefully feed on your fruits of abundance
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There once was a pachyderm guru Ganesh
A god with a trunk and a thick burly flesh
His best known maneuver
As hurdle remover
Is opening doorways and starting afresh
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An unfortunate fellow named Ted …
Was burned to death smoking in bed …
So, I asked his poor Mum, ...
“Was Ted always this dumb?” ...
“He was just razed that way, dear,” she said …
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Is Algebra fruitless endeavor?
It seems they’ve been trying for ever
To find x, y, and z
And it’s quite clear to me:
If they’ve not found them yet then they’ll never.
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WRONG OR RIGHT
Author: Jatinder Pal Singh Broca Jul 31WRONG OR RIGHT
An old gentleman living at Harwich
At ninety was thinking of marriage:
In came his grandson,
Who was just twenty one,
And went off with the bride in his carriage.
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