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WRONG OR RIGHT 

WRONG OR RIGHT 


An old gentleman living at Harwich
At ninety was thinking of marriage:
In came his grandson,
Who was just twenty one,
And went off with the bride in his carriage.


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LIMERICK ON TAURUS the Sacred Cow

LIMERICK ON TAURUS the Sacred Cow

Sired by Hathor and Moon shining full
Strong as an ox with a very old soul
Illustrious Taurus
Is spread out before us
The apotheosis of Apis the bull

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LIMERICK ON ARIES

LIMERICK ON ARIES

Make way for the warrior who strikes with a slam
He acts on his own with the motto “I am”
A subject of Mars
Who’s drawn to fast cars
Hesitation is not for the sign of the ram

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Provider of Plenty  

Provider of Plenty  

Lakshmi my goddess I praise your comeuppance
All that I need and no need for redundance
The favors you render
The beauty and splendor
I gratefully feed on your fruits of abundance

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Durga the Dreadful

Durga the Dreadful


When you come upon Kali don’t hate her
But fear her, she is the cremator
Bow down to her feet
In a cosmos complete
God bless her, she is the creator


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Lord of Obstacles 

Lord of Obstacles 

There once was a pachyderm guru Ganesh
A god with a trunk and a thick burly flesh
His best known maneuver
As hurdle remover
Is opening doorways and starting afresh

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On Smoking In Bed….

On Smoking In Bed….

An unfortunate fellow named Ted …
Was burned to death smoking in bed …
So, I asked his poor Mum, ...
“Was Ted always this dumb?” ...
“He was just razed that way, dear,” she said …

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The Spelling of Potato

The Spelling of Potato


How to spell the potato has tried
Many minds, sometimes mine, I’ll confide.
Though it may have an eye,
There’s no E – don’t ask why! 
Not until it’s been baked, boiled or fried.


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About Algebra….

Is Algebra fruitless endeavor?
It seems they’ve been trying for ever
To find x, y, and z
And it’s quite clear to me:
If they’ve not found them yet then they’ll never.

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RATING A FINE LADY….

RATING A FINE LADY….


There is a young man from America
Who adores a fine lady named Erika.
Though to most she would rate
Just a 7 or 8,
In his eyes she’s a 10—a Bo Dereker!


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