ABOUT A FAT MAN
There once was a fat man named Tape
He wanted to get into shape
He thought eating right
Would make him be light
But in haste he choked on a grape…
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 29TH JUNE 2019
LINK:http://limericks.50webs.com/funny.html
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ABOUT A QUACK
There once was a doctor named Jack
He was often considered a quack
“Not true!” he exclaimed,
“Though my skills may have waned
My death rates are leading the pack!”
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 28TH JUNE 2019
LINK:http://limericks.50webs.com/funny.html
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About An Astronaut
There once was an astro named Robbie
He went on spacewalks as his hobby
He ran out of O2
And began to turn blue
And now he’s a spacewalking zombie
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 27TH JUNE 2019
LINK:http://limericks.50webs.com/funny.html
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A Limerick In Hindi For My Grand Son
Sarr jhukkaey jaa raha tha ek aadmi lambba
Beech sadak mein aa gaya ek bijli ka thamba
Woh uss sey takraa gaya
Sarr uska chakra gaya
Bolo bum bum bumbaa, bum bum bumba!
COMPOSED BY J S BROCA 26TH JUNE 2019
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A Limerick In Hindi For My Grand Daughter
Ek Thaa MOTAA Sa ALLOO
Ussey Milla Rastey Mein Ek BHALLOO
Uss Nein Alloo Ko Kachaa Hi Khaaya
Khaa Karr Ussey Badda Mazzaa Aayaa
Kyonki Woh Bhalloo Thaa Badda Hi chaalloo
COMPOSED BY J S BROCA 25TH JUNE 2019
Category: Humour, Nature, People, Social Commentry
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Benefit Of Reading A Limerick
If you like peace and always do find
That violence is bad and unkind
This will do the trick
Just read a limerick
You will have an improved state of mind
COMPILED BY J S BROCA
LINK:http://limericks.50webs.com/funny.html
Category: Humour, Nature, People, Social Commentry
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Doctor Nurse Limerick
A doctor whose private part turned green
Asked a medico what did it mean?
He said “It’s a curse
From hugging that nurse
Too close to the X-ray machine!”
COMPILED BY J S BROCA
LINK: https://www.zmescience.com/science/science-limericks/
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Brain Teaser Limerick
By DeVicci
The sum of 3 numbers is 4;
The product is (-2) more;
The sum of their squares,
If anyone cares,
Is just 14 less than a score.
ANSWER: 1, 1, and 2
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 22ND JUNE 2019
LINK:https://www.aps.org/publications/apsnews/199903/zero-gravity.cfm
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Today Is International Yoga Day
My Limerick for the day–
Today is the day of Yoga,
It claims to get rid of all our Roga,
I am neither a well-known Swami,
But like a bit of an antaryami,
I know for a fact — Yoga hum sey nahin hoga!
COMPOSED BY J S BROCA 21ST JUNE 2019
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REASON FOR HAVING THREE WIVES
Author: Jatinder Pal Singh Broca Jun 30REASON FOR HAVING THREE WIVES
There was a young fellow of Lyme
Who lived with three wives at a time.
When asked “Why the third ?”
He replied “One’s absurd,
An bigamy, Sir, is a crime.”
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 30TH JUNE 2019
LINK:http://biblioskal.weebly.com/naughty-limericks.html