ABOUT A FAT MAN
There once was a fat man named Tape
He wanted to get into shape
He thought eating right
Would make him be light
But in haste he choked on a grape…
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 29TH JUNE 2019
LINK:http://limericks.50webs.com/funny.html
There once was a fat man named Tape
He wanted to get into shape
He thought eating right
Would make him be light
But in haste he choked on a grape…
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 29TH JUNE 2019
LINK:http://limericks.50webs.com/funny.html
There once was a doctor named Jack
He was often considered a quack
“Not true!” he exclaimed,
“Though my skills may have waned
My death rates are leading the pack!”
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 28TH JUNE 2019
LINK:http://limericks.50webs.com/funny.html
There once was an astro named Robbie
He went on spacewalks as his hobby
He ran out of O2
And began to turn blue
And now he’s a spacewalking zombie
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 27TH JUNE 2019
LINK:http://limericks.50webs.com/funny.html
If you like peace and always do find
That violence is bad and unkind
This will do the trick
Just read a limerick
You will have an improved state of mind
COMPILED BY J S BROCA
LINK:http://limericks.50webs.com/funny.html
The sum of 3 numbers is 4;
The product is (-2) more;
The sum of their squares,
If anyone cares,
Is just 14 less than a score.
ANSWER: 1, 1, and 2
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 22ND JUNE 2019
LINK:https://www.aps.org/publications/apsnews/199903/zero-gravity.cfm
Today is the day of Yoga,
It claims to get rid of all our Roga,
I am neither a well-known Swami,
But like a bit of an antaryami,
I know for a fact—Yoga hum sey nahin hoga!
COMPOSED BY J S BROCA 21ST JUNE 2019
REASON FOR HAVING THREE WIVES
Author: Jatinder Pal Singh Broca Jun 30REASON FOR HAVING THREE WIVES
There was a young fellow of Lyme
Who lived with three wives at a time.
When asked “Why the third ?”
He replied “One’s absurd,
An bigamy, Sir, is a crime.”
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 30TH JUNE 2019

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