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A Limerick On A Grandma’s Secrets

A Limerick On A Grandma’s Secrets

An old grandma with spring in her walk
Moved so quickly that people would gawk.
When asked if a gym
Was the source of her vim
She said, “No — Jim, Kim, Henry and Hawk.”

COMPILED BY J S BROCA
LINK:http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/category/gym-humor/

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Limerick On Thinking Outside The Box 

Limerick On Thinking Oustide The Box 

I try to think outside the box,
But sometimes those boxes have locks.
And to break myself free
With creative esprit,
I have to be crazy like fox.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA
LINK:http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/category/cliche-humor/

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A Limerick On Manners

A Limerick On Manners

The girl who said thank you a lot
Sure wanted to stop, but could not,
Cuz she knew it ain’t right
To stop acting polite.
So she purchased a thanks-giving bot.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA
LINK:http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/category/facebook-humor/page/2/


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Facebook Is Infected

Facebook Is Infected

Dear Facebook, you’re driving me crazy.
I’m not careless or foolish or lazy.
So don’t claim you’ve detected
My puter’s infected.
It’s clean as a freshly cut daisy.

Though I’m not a technology wiz,
I know what the Koobface worm is.
And I checked — there’s no sign
Of a virus. None! Nein!
It appears that you don’t know your biz.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA
LINK: http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/category/facebook-humor/page/2/


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A Poke In The Facebook

A Poke In The Facebook

Dear Facebook friends, please do not poke.
I don’t care if you’re female or bloke.
If you’ve something to say,
Use the commenting way.
Or message me. Pokes are a joke

COMPILED  BY J S BROCA
LINK: http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/category/facebook-humor/page/2/

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Getting Annoyed With Facebook Sometimes

Getting Annoyed With Facebook Sometimes

The Facebook seems sluggish of late.
First I click, then I wait and I wait.
It’s getting annoying —
No longer enjoying
My visits. I’m getting irate.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA
LINKhttp://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/category/facebook-humor/ 

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Limerick On Shirking Work

Limerick On Shirking Work

We’re busy pretending to work:
Reading Facebook’s the best way to shirk
All the tasks we’re assigned,
Cuz it’s more fun to find
Funny posts than to slave for a jerk.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA
LINK: http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/category/facebook-humor/


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Limerick On Facebook Outage Panic 

Limerick On Facebook Outage Panic 

When Facebook is down, people panic
And often become rather manic.
Some report it to Twitter,
Whose regulars titter
At our Facebook addiction Satanic.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA
LINK: http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/category/facebook-humor/
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Limerick On Un-Friending On Facebook

Limerick On Un-Friending On Facebook

Facebook friends can at times take offense
At jokes at their party’s expense.
If they click on “unfriend”
In order to end
Such humor exposure, they’re dense.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA
LINK:
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/category/facebook-humor/


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Limerick On Driverless Cars

Limerick On Driverless Cars

Though cars with no driver sound scary
And sharing their roads makes me wary,
Software doesn’t use gels,
Comb its tresses, dial cells,
Or smoke cigs, so the concept’s less hairy.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 22ND MAY 2019
LINK: http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/category/car-humor/


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