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A Limerick On A Transvestite

A Limerick On A Transvestite


There once was this guy named Stan
Who had some trouble being a man
He wore a dress and high heels
And drove a Chevrolet with pink wheels
And soon Stan became a tran##



COMPILED BY J S BROCA 30TH APRIL 2019

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Tran is short for a transvestite who is a person who cross-dresses, or dresses in clothes typically associated with the gender opposite the one he was assigned with at birth.


Link: http://crazylimericks4u.blogspot.com/2012/01/there-once-was-this-guy-named-stan.html


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A Limerick On A Geometry Professor

A Limerick On A Geometry Professor


“The hypotenuse,” he would opine,
“Should connect to each right-angled line.”
My geometry prof
Would proceed to go off
On a tangent on cosine and sine.


COMPILED BY J S BROCA 29TH APRIL 2019
LINK: https://davesbigfatlimericksite.weebly.com/clean.html
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Limerick On Beginning Of Life 

Limerick On Beginning Of Life 


Said an ovum one night to a sperm,
“You’re a very attractive young germ.
Come join me, my sweet,
Let our nuclei meet
And in nine months we’ll both come to term.”


COMPILED BY J S BROCA 28TH APRIL 2019


LINK: https://io9.gizmodo.com/read-the-dirty-and-scientific-limericks-that-isaac-asim-1569289621


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Limerick On A Hunter And Monkey

Limerick On A Hunter And Monkey

If a monkey lets go of a tree,
The arrow will hit him, you see,
Because both heights are pared
By a half gt2
From what they would be with no g.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 27TH APRIL 2019
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Limerick On A Henpecked Husband

Limerick On A Henpecked Husband


IF YOU’RE ONE OF THAT GROUP, THE HENPECKED,
THE BEST THING YOU CAN DO IS JOIN A SECT!
YOU’LL GET AWAY FROM THE HOUSE,
BE A MAN, NOT A MOUSE,
IT WILL HELP YOU GET BACK SELF-RESPECT!!


COMPILED BY J S BROCA 26TH APRIL 2019
LINK:http://arthurslimericks.com/love/a.htm


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Limerick With A Surprise Ending

Limerick With A Surprise Ending

HE SAID “YOU HAVE SUCH LOVELY EYES
“TELL ME MORESHE SAID IN BETWEEN SIGHS.
TO COOL DOWN HER PASSION
HE SAID “THAT’S YOUR RATION
SO SHE KICKED HIM HARD====AS A SURPRISE!

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 25TH APRIL 2019
LINK:http://arthurslimericks.com/love/a.htm


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LIMERICK ON A PATIENT AND HER DOCTOR

LIMERICK ON A PATIENT AND HER DOCTOR

A YOUNG LADY FELT RATHER FRANTIC
HER DOCTOR’S MOVED OVER THE ATLANTIC.
HE BROKE THEIR APPOINTMENT
WHICH WAS A DISAPPOINTMENT,
‘COS THEIR RELATIONSHIP WAS PURELY ROMANTIC!!

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 24TH APRIL 2019
LINK:http://arthurslimericks.com/love/a.htm

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Limerick On Riding On A Ferris Wheel

Limerick On Riding On A Ferris Wheel


THERE WAS A YOUNG GIRL CALLED CECILE,
WHO LOVED TO RIDE ON THE BIG FERRIS WHEEL.
WHAT WOULD ADD TO THE JOY
WAS HOLDING TIGHT TO HER BOY,
AS THEY WENT ROUND IT WAS SQUEAL AFTER SQUEAL!!


COMPILED BY J S BROCA 23RD APRIL 2019
LINK:http://arthurslimericks.com/love/a.htm


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Limerick On A Mother’s Worry….

Limerick On A Mother’s Worry….


SHE WENT OFF WITH HER FRIEND FOR THE NIGHT,
THE THOUGHT GAVE HER MOTHER A FRIGHT.
HER GIRL WITH A BLOKE?
THIS THOUGHT MADE HER CHOKE.
SHE HOPED SHE KNEW HER WRONGS FROM HER RIGHT!!


COMPILED BY J S BROCA 22ND APRIL 2019
LINK:http://arthurslimericks.com/love/a.htm


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A Limerick On Searching For A Topic

A Limerick On Searching For A Topic

Searching for a topic for my next limerick post
Should it be romantic, controversial or a toast
To some movie hero
Like Robert De Niro
Maybe an exposé ‘bout a famous Mickey Mouse!

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 21ST APRIL 2019
LINK:https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/searching_for_a_topic_946923


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