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Limerick On High Heels

Why do we women wear high heels
Even if it feels like walking on spikes of steel
Balancing self and vanity on a pointy stump
Women everywhere—young, old, slight or plump
To demands of beauty and conformity, we all do kneel

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 31ST MARCH 2019
LINK:http://www.limerickpoemsandpoets.com/poems/beauty_limerick_poems

Limerick On The Arc Of Life

Travelling through life resembles an arc
We start out as a child emerging from the dark
To reach a crescendo
Establishing a tempo
Then sadly we all must eventually disembark

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 30TH MARCH 2019
LINK:http://www.limerickpoemsandpoets.com/poems/life_limerick_poems

Limerick On A Desperate Housewife

A desperate housewife I knew
Had such mundane housework to do.
Being so tired of it,
She decided to quit.
Then off to Las Vegas she flew.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 29TH MARCH 2019
LINK:http://www.limerickpoemsandpoets.com/poems/wife_limerick_poems

Limerick On A UFO

A UFO went to land in Dakota
But the brakes didn’t work one iota.
It didn’t take long
To decide what was wrong
Seems the space ship was made by Toyota!

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 28TH MARCH 2019
LINK: http://www.limerickpoemsandpoets.com/best_limerick_poems.aspx

A Limerick On Cow Moos Having Accent

Here’s a humorous fact about moo cows
They moo in an accent from the region they chow
Mind blowing if true
Dug it up just for you
Big guffaws this hilarious tidbit allows!

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 27TH MARCH 2019
LINK:http://www.limerickpoemsandpoets.com/poems/humorous_limerick_poems

Limerick On Laughter The Best Medicine

Laughter and Happiness, men used to say,

Is medicine you should have everyday –

So they laughed and laughed and laughed,

Till their funny bones were halved –

And out of THAT they couldn’t find a way…

COMPILED BY J S BROCA  26TH MARCH 2019
LINK:http://www.limerickpoemsandpoets.com/poems/funny_limerick_poems

Another Limerick On Love Advice

That may not be easy to do

If you’re looking for love that is true.

But you must keep in mind

The one you finally find

Should be deeply in love with you too!

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 23RD MARCH 2019

LINK: http://www.limerickpoemsandpoets.com/poems/romantic_limerick_poems