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Daddy Limerick

Daddy Limerick

By Leanne Guenther

There once was a very sad daddy, 
Whose golf game was going quite badly.
He looked left and right — 
No ball was in sight.
I think that he needed a caddy!

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 28TH FEB 2019
LINK:https://www.dltk-holidays.com/dad/songs/daddylimerick.htm

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Limerick On Putting In More In Life

Limerick On Putting In More In Life

By Roger Dunn   09 Jun 2018  #101305

To get on in life means to progress
Through one’s formative years to success.
There’s a fact worth a shout:
Put more in, get more out —
If you have, you may rightly shout, “Yes!”

COMPILED BY J S BROCA  27TH FEB 2019
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Limerick On A Fisherman 

Limerick On A Fisherman 

By Zqms  13 Nov 2017   #99752

Call me Jonah, for that is my name.
I’m a sea hunter; fish is my game.
Though my fisherman’s life
Leaves no time for a wife,
I’ve a whale of a time just the same.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA  26TH FEB 2019
LINK:https://www.oedilf.com/db/Lim.php?button=Search&Word=LIFE&Start=3690

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Limerick On A Couch Potato

Limerick On A Couch Potato

By Chris Doyle   01 Mar 2008  #46796

My overweight hubby’s a slouch,
Getting bigger each day, that I’ll vouch.
He likes Pringles and Lay’s,
So I groan at, not praise,
The potato that grows on my couch.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 25TH FEB 2019
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Limerick On Being Positive

Limerick On Being Positive

By Ruchiccio   27 Nov 2017   #99771

I’m genetically prone to not fuss,
And I’m happy and try not to cuss,
‘Cause my blood type, you see,
Means I’ve antigen B:
B positive,written as B+.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 24TH FEB 2019
LINK: https://www.oedilf.com/db/Lim.php?button=Search&Word=LIFE&Start=3660

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Limerick On A Funny Dying Wish

Limerick On A Funny Dying Wish  

By Kevin Lucas  04 Jun 2016  #94631

“My whole family is gonna be there,”
Said a lady, near death, in a chair.
“So before my life’s done,
I am making just one
Dying wish: Will you color my hair?”

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 23RD FEB 2019
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Limerick On Tips To Play Game Of Life 

Limerick On Tips To Play Game Of Life

By Sussexdownsman   30 May 2016    #99949

To avoid any marital strife,
Take a gamesome approach to your life.
Be merry and gay,
Stay playful all day,
And frolic a lot with your wife.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 22ND FEB 2019
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Limerick On A Father’s Advice To Son

Limerick On A Father’s Advice To Son

By Reia Light  08 Sep 2015  #94112

Don’t risk trouble, but go make your name—
I’ll be sorry if you bring me shame.
Use your cranium, son,
But be sure to have fun.
Here’s a clue: This life’s all one big game.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 21ST FEB 2019
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Limerick On Fine Tuning A Limerick

Limerick On Fine Tuning A Limerick

By Taillefer  15 Mar 2015  #90237

“Your limerick’s lifeless and weak,”
Said the editor, “but you can tweak
(You can fine-tune) the thing
And thus give it more zing—
Make it ring, make it sing, make it sleek!”

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 20TH FEB 2019
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Limerick On Who Is The Boss At Home

Limerick On Who Is The Boss At Home

By Kevin Lucas  28 Jun 2014  #87754

A corporate executive, Bill
Daily shows his high management skill.
We were shocked when his wife
Spread the truth about life
On the home front: he bows to her will.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 19TH FEB 2019
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