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Limerick On A Bachelor

Limerick On A Bachelor

By Kevin0   8 Nov 2007  #36997

A bachelor hasn’t a wife,
Avoiding all trouble and strife.
He cooks his own dinner
And thinks he’s a winner
On the sunniest side of his life.

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Limerick On Life Not Being Just Black And White

Limerick On Life Not Being Just Black And White


By J. E. Pettit  12 Apr 2007  #29271


Teach your children—each time that you might—
Things are seldom all wrong or all right;
It’s okay if you say
There are levels of gray,
And that life isn’t just black and white.


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Limerick On Robotics


Limerick On Robotics  


By Roger Dunn  10 Jan 2008  #39745

I’m a robot; my life’s rather tame.
Isaac Asimov’s laws are to blame.
Though that rare software glitch
Can be fun, there’s a hitch:
When I’m fixed, I obey. What a shame!

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Limerick On Caesarean Section

Limerick On Caesarean Section


By Sheila B 01 Sep 2007 #38070


Although folks like to make a connection
Between him and caesarean section,
Caesar came to this earth
Via vaginal birth;
So say experts by way of correction.


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Limerick On Bombay

Limerick On Bombay


By Chris Doyle   05 Apr 2007  #28849


Bombay is a place of extremes,
Where the richest and poorest, it seems,
Coexist without strife.
Are their stations in life,
Set at birth, what determine their dreams?


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Note: Bombay is now officially named Mumbai.


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Limerick On A Centipede

Limerick On A Centipede

By Richard Stehr  25 Jan 2007  #26672


Said the centipede, strolling life’s path
With the one hundred legs that he hath,
“I love science, but still
I’ve declared in my will
That I’m leaving my body to math.”


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Limerick On The Life Of A Farmer

Limerick On The Life Of A Farmer

By Chris J. Strolin  11 Nov 2006 #33961

The life of a farmer? A breeze!
So I thought till I tried it—pul-eeze!
A fine cash crop is what
I had planned to raise, but
Sadly, money does not grow on trees.

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Limerick On Cash And Carry Method

Limerick On Cash And Carry Method


By Sheila B  02 Aug 2007 #35148


My mom has a brother named Harry
Who’s fearful that if he should marry,
He surely would get
Himself bogged down in debt,
Since his lifestyle has been cash-and-carry.


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Buying and selling cash-and-carry means paying cash rather than buying on credit, and saving delivery charges by carting the goods oneself.


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Limerick On Cash Flow


Limerick On Cash Flow

By Sheila   03 Sep 2007  #35423

Life is tough when you’re running a store.
People may owe you money. What’s more,
Some use credit. That might
Make your cash flow too tight.
Then your business will crash through the floor.

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NOTE: An organization’s cash flow is a measure of its liquidity and the availability of cash to pay its bills and purchase needed equipment and supplies.


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Limerick On Living Your Life Cautiously

Limerick On Living Your Life Cautiously


By Engineer   27 Mar 2007 #28724


If you watch every step that you take
And you question each move that you make,
Then you hope you would know,
As you cautiously go
Through your life, that you’ll make no mistake.


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