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Limerick On Playing Your Ace!

By Chris J. Strolin  18 Jul 2008  #48022

When your marriage has lost all its fizz,
And your mate says that’s just how life is,
If this life you can’t face,
Go ahead—play your ace:
Let him know that the baby’s not his.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 31ST JAN 2019
LINK: https://www.oedilf.com/db/Lim.php?button=Search&Word=LIFE&Start=1750

LIMERICK ON RESOLUTION SOLUTION

A mathematician from a top institution
Announced his New Year’s resolution:
“I shall solve every sum
With four fingers, one thumb
And with the other hand write the solution!”

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 30TH JAN 2019
LINK:https://readingjuice.co.uk/limericks/resolution-solution/

SPACE WALK CHALK

An astronaut who was on a space walk
Took out of his space suit some chalk
And drew stars to replace
Ones that had been erased
By black holes, and made astronomers gawk.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 28TH JAN 2019
LINK:https://readingjuice.co.uk/limericks/space-walk-chalk/

Limerick On Life Being Topsy Turvy

By Art Bates  14 May 2008  #44477

If your life’s topsy-turvy, don’t fret.
If it’s higglety-pigglety, let
What’s inside you get out,
And then turn things about—
Bid good-bye to confusion: no sweat!

COMPILED  BY  J S BROCA 26TH JAN 2019
LINK:  https://www.oedilf.com/db/Lim.php?button=Search&Word=LIFE&Start=1580

Limerick On Searching A Knife

By Stephen Gold  13 Feb 2008  #41771

She was soulmate, companion and wife,
As we cruised down the highway of life,
But, this morning, my honey
Ran off with my money,
My car, and my boss—where’s my knife?

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 25TH JAN 2019
LINK: https://www.oedilf.com/db/Lim.php?button=Search&Word=LIFE&Start=1570

Limerick On Companionship

By Celia Warren   05 Feb 2008  #42330

To live life in a solitary state
Isn’t natural, it’s something we’d hate.
We need friends for a chat;
P’raps the purr of a cat,
Whose companionship makes us feel great.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 24TH JAN 2019
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Limerick On Key To Enjoying Life

By Roger Dunn  24 Nov 2007  #37851

Are you sad, introverted, or shy
And feel life is just passing you by?
Don’t despair—there’s a fix:
You must circulate, mix,
Share a joke, shake some hands — start with “Hi!”

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 22ND JAN 2019
LINK: https://www.oedilf.com/db/Lim.php?button=Search&Word=LIFE&Start=1300