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A mathematician from a top institution
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 30TH JAN 2019
Troublesome Bubblegum
A girl who once chewed too much bubblegum
Found that her habit was troublesome
Blowing bubbles so bloated
She hovered then floated
To a space telescope – the Hubble one!
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 29TH JAN 2019
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SPACE WALK CHALK
An astronaut who was on a space walk
Took out of his space suit some chalk
And drew stars to replace
Ones that had been erased
By black holes, and made astronomers gawk.
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 28TH JAN 2019
LINK:https://readingjuice.co.uk/limericks/space-walk-chalk/

On How Easy It Is to Compose A Limerick
By Chris Doyle 01 Mar 2008 #46638
Writing limericks has made me ignore
All my friends: I’m depraved to the core—
So corrupt and debased
That my life is a waste,
And…oh wait, I’ve just written one more!
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 27TH JAN 2019
LINK: https://www.oedilf.com/db/Lim.php?button=Search&Word=LIFE&Start=1600
All my friends: I’m depraved to the core—
So corrupt and debased
That my life is a waste,
And…oh wait, I’ve just written one more!
LINK: https://www.oedilf.com/db/Lim.php?button=Search&Word=LIFE&Start=1600

Limerick On Life Being Topsy Turvy
By Art Bates 14 May 2008 #44477
If your life’s topsy-turvy, don’t fret.
If it’s higglety-pigglety, let
What’s inside you get out,
And then turn things about—
Bid good-bye to confusion: no sweat!
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 26TH JAN 2019
LINK: https://www.oedilf.com/db/Lim.php?button=Search&Word=LIFE&Start=1580
Limerick On Searching A Knife
By Stephen Gold 13 Feb 2008 #41771
She was soulmate, companion and wife,
As we cruised down the highway of life,
But, this morning, my honey
Ran off with my money,
My car, and my boss—where’s my knife?
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 25TH JAN 2019
LINK: https://www.oedilf.com/db/Lim.php?button=Search&Word=LIFE&Start=1570
As we cruised down the highway of life,
But, this morning, my honey
Ran off with my money,
My car, and my boss—where’s my knife?
LINK: https://www.oedilf.com/db/Lim.php?button=Search&Word=LIFE&Start=1570

Limerick On Companionship
By Celia Warren 05 Feb 2008 #42330
To live life in a solitary state
Isn’t natural, it’s something we’d hate.
We need friends for a chat;
P’raps the purr of a cat,
Whose companionship makes us feel great.
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 24TH JAN 2019
LINK: https://www.oedilf.com/db/Lim.php?button=Search&Word=LIFE&Start=1560
Limerick On A Boundary Line
By Sheila B 27 Jul 2007 #39674
Individual space we define
By a personal boundary line;
And it tells us who’s who—
This is me; that is you.
I’ll resist if you violate mine!
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 23RD JAN 2019
LINK:https://www.oedilf.com/db/Lim.php?button=Search&Word=LIFE&Start=1340

Limerick On Key To Enjoying Life
By Roger Dunn 24 Nov 2007 #37851
Are you sad, introverted, or shy
And feel life is just passing you by?
Don’t despair—there’s a fix:
You must circulate, mix,
Share a joke, shake some hands — start with “Hi!”
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 22ND JAN 2019
LINK: https://www.oedilf.com/db/Lim.php?button=Search&Word=LIFE&Start=1300
Limerick On Playing Your Ace!
Author: Jatinder Pal Singh Broca Jan 31Limerick On Playing Your Ace!
By Chris J. Strolin 18 Jul 2008 #48022
When your marriage has lost all its fizz,
And your mate says that’s just how life is,
If this life you can’t face,
Go ahead—play your ace:
Let him know that the baby’s not his.
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 31ST JAN 2019
LINK: https://www.oedilf.com/db/Lim.php?button=Search&Word=LIFE&Start=1750