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Limerick On A Message In Cipher To A Girlfriend

By Hugh T. 14 Aug 2007   #35084

A cunning young lover called Ifor
Wrote odes to his girlfriend in cipher;
If you once knew the key
(And the girl), you’d agree
That her $£%*&5 was really to die for.

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Limerick On A Boss And Secretary Relationship

By Chris J. Strolin 21 Feb 2005 #3217

There once was a woman named Ariel
Who was hired for skills secretarial,
But her boss was a jerk,
So her dealings at work
Very quickly became adversarial.

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Limerick On Tragedy Of Relations On Facebook

By Jeff Foster  30 Nov 2010  #66731

What a joy it is staying in touch
Via Facebook and Twitter and such!
Relations stay splendid
Connectedly  friended
With those we don’t like very much.

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Limerick On Choices

By Dr. Work 11 Jul 2008 #48711

Watermelon can help you in bed?
It has citrulline, research has said.
So I ate some to test,
But my wife’s not impressed:
“You should stick with Viagra, instead!”

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NOTE:
Watermelon contains citrulline, an amino acid which is metabolized to arginine,
which then in turn boosts nitric oxide levels, relaxing blood vessels in a similar
fashion to Viagra. However, one would have to eat a very large quantity of
watermelon to see any effect.

Limerick On Bargains

By Val    02 Oct 2007   #38207

When his wife bought a big crate of honey,
Ed cried, “Forty-eight jars? That’s not funny.
Though I know it’s half-price,
Honey’s not all that nice—
The fact is, even bargains cost money.”

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Limerick On Why I Blacked Out 

By Dr. Work   11 Jun 2008  #49568

When my wife wants a trip to the store,
I black out and collapse on the floor.
By the time I awaken,
She’s already taken
My wallet and gone out the door.

Limerick On Life With Facebook 

By Ruchiccio  10 Mar 2014    #86588

I’m on Facebook by day and by night.
My followers like what I write.
I’ve got invites and friends.
I’ve got feeds to the trends.
But have I got a life? No, not quite.

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A Wife Is Always Right — Limerick

By Sheila B 07 Dec 2006 #25728

When a husband and wife have a fight,

Their exchange might sound less than polite.

First he argues his case;

Then she laughs in his face.

Then he says to her, “Honey, you’re right.”

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