Broca's Doodle pad

Bad Memory Limerick

While in law school I’d frequently curse
My poor mem’ry, which now’s become worse.
And this ain’t just a riff;
I’ll be jubilant if
I remember to finish this verse.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 27^TH OCTOBER 2018
LINK: http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/category/memory-humor/

Homing Limerick

By Madeleine Begun Kane

I may travel and wander and roam.
For adventure, the streets I may comb.
But wherever I go,
Here’s the one thing I know:
There is nothing and no place like home.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 26^TH OCTOBER 2018
LINK: http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/category/famous-quotes-humor/

Search Engine Limerick

When your site’s on the first page of Bing
And Google, you whistle and sing,
Cuz your marketing plan
Just might work. You’re “The Man,”
As your Net takes a large upward swing.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 25^TH OCTOBER 2018
LINK: http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/category/business-humor/

LIMERICK ON RENT UNPAID

A fellow got mad — lost his head.
Told his girlfriend, “Get out of my bed.”
But it’s best not to vent
When you’re not paying rent.
He currently sleeps in a shed.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 24^TH OCTOBER 2018
LINK: http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/category/battle-of-the-sexes/

Limerick on a Nurse

A STUDENT NURSE CALLED PATSY PROCTOR,
HAD AMBITIONS TO MARRY THE DOCTOR.
SHE WORKED WITH A LOT,
WHO WOULD NOT TIE THE KNOT,
WHO CALLED HER A “MOUSETRAP” AND MOCKED HER!!

Compiled By J S BROCA 23^RD OCTOBER 2018
LINK: http://arthurslimericks.com/medical/a.htm