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LIMERICK ON ARCHIMEDES

LIMERICK ON ARCHIMEDES

Archimedes, the well known truth-seeker,
Jumping out of his bath, cried “Eureka!”
He ran half a mile,
Wearing only a smile,
And became the very first streaker.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 20TH SEPT 2018

LINK: http://www.silverrobin.co.uk/a-limerick-on-streaking/
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LIMERICK ON ELECTRICAL UNITS

LIMERICK ON ELECTRICAL UNITS

Miss Farad was pretty and sensual 
And charged to a reckless potential. 
But a rascal named Ohm 
Conducted her home. 
Her decline was, alas, exponential.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 19TH SEPTEMBER 2018

LINK:http://www.extremelysmart.com/humor/limericks.php

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LIMERICK ON A BANKS STRATEGY

LIMERICK ON A BANKS STRATEGY

When I was a kid I loved banks,
For they gave lollipops as a thanks.
But now as a grown man,
I do all that I can,
To avoid them like shark tanks.

By Tom Whittaker

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 18TH SEPTEMBER 2018

LINK:  https://thefinancialbrand.com/18248/elevations-credit-union-limerick-promotion/

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TWO LIMERICKS ON FAMOUS CRICKETERS

TWO LIMERICKS ON FAMOUS CRICKETERS

1. Ganguly

There was a cricketer from Bengal,
Who never failed to entertain us all.
From plundering runs with ease
To fielding like Munaf Patel’s niece,
That old man has done it all.

2. Sachin

There was a Little Master from Shivaji Park
Who carted bowlers into corners so dark
Some likened him to god of cricket,
Crying at the fall of his wicket.
And celebrated when the ball landed on the car park

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 17TH SEPT 2018
LINK: https://rbpravin.wordpress.com/2009/10/26/cricket-limericks/

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LIMERICK ON COMPUTER RULE

LIMERICK ON COMPUTER RULE

When Windows won’t work and you’re beat,
And you think you are facing defeat,
Do NOT lose your cool.
Remember the rule:
When in doubt, press Control-Alt-Delete.

By Allen Wilcox:
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 16TH SEPT 2018
LINK:  http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2016/03/

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LIMERICK ON A GIRL FROM HYDERABAD

LIMERICK ON A GIRL FROM HYDERABAD

There was this girl from Hyderabad,
Such unbelievably bad breath she had,
When she ventured out in Koti,
Young men in pants or a dhoti,
Fled to Nampally, Begumpet and Secunderabad.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 15TH SEPTEMBER 2018
LINK: http://comedy.rajiv.com/limerick.htm

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Limerick on a plunging stock market

Limerick on a plunging stock market

The stock market’s falling apart,
And it takes neither science nor art
To see that we’re screwed.
Wall Street matches our mood.
Yes, we’re losing both money and heart.

By Madeleine Begun Kane

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 14TH SEPT 2018
LINK: http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/category/business-humor/

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LIMERICK ON COSTLY DIETING

LIMERICK ON COSTLY DIETING

There’s a dieting guru called Valerie
Who garners the healthiest salary.
Her food range –extensive
Is so darn expensive,
It works out as £10 per calorie.

By Chris Young
COMPILED BYJ S BROCA 13TH SEPT 2018
LINK:

http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2007/06/28/money-limerick-contest-results-and-the-winners-are/
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A LIMERICK URGING YOU TO STOP SMOKING

LIMERICK URGING YOU TO STOP SMOKING

Please stop smoking already. Don’t dicker.
Tobacco will end your life quicker.
Have a heart, as I air
This advice, cuz I care:
Be kind to your lungs and your ticker.

By Madeleine Begun Kane
Limerick written by her to celebrate World No Tobacco Day. ( On May 31st 2013 )
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 12TH SEPTEMBER 2018
LINK: http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/category/addiction-humor/


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LIMERICK URGING YOU TO DIE FAST

LIMERICK URGING YOU TO DIE FAST

My credit card spending is vast –
Not sure how much longer I’ll last.
To help pay these bills 
Leave me lots in your wills.
I need cash in a flash, please die fast!

By Rebecca Zugor
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 11TH SEPT 2018
LINK:
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2007/06/28/money-limerick-contest-results-and-the-winners-are/

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