Broca's Doodle pad

LIMERICK ON A BANK

There once was a bank, name of Chase
They lied while they laughed in your face
Their automated calls I hate
Can’t get a good interest rate
Too bad all my monies in that place!
 

~BY Cousin Carla 
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 31.08.2018
LINK: http://oddlovescompany.com/2011/05/limerick-contributions-by-my-odd-family/

LIMERICK ON A BOY NAMED LEE

There once was a boy named Lee,
Who liked to throw rocks at a tree.
One day the tree quivered,
and Lee shook and shivered
When out shot hundreds of bees!

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 29^TH AUGUST 2018
LINK:
http://www.funnygrins.com/2011/funny-stuff/jokes/poetry-limericks/animal-limericks

LIMERICK ON A DREAM COME TRUE

There was an old man from Peru,
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He woke in a fright
In the middle of the night
And found it was perfectly true.

COMPILED BYJ S BROCA 27^TH AUGUST 2018
LINK: https://wiki.zum.de/wiki/Limericks

A double limerick on Einsteins Equation:

Said Einstein, “I have an equation 
that some may think Rabelaisian. 
Let V be virginity 
approaching infinity 
and P equal constant persuasion.

Now, let V over P be inverted
and the root of persuasion inserted 
It is easy to see 
the result, Q.E.D. 
is a relative,” Einstein asserted.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 26^TH AUGUST 2018
LINK:  http://www.extremelysmart.com/humor/limericks.php

LIMERICK ON SIMILAR SOUNDING WORDS

There was a young girl of West Ham,
Who smiled as she jumped on a tram.
As she quickly embarked
The conductor remarked,
“Your fare, Miss.” She said, “Yes, I am.” 

COMPILED BYJ S BROCA 25^TH AUG 2018
LINK: https://wiki.zum.de/wiki/Limericks

LIMERICK ON SHORT FORMS

A girl who weighed many an oz
Used language i cannot pronoz,
When a fellow unkind
Pulled her chair from behind
Just to see (so he said) if she’d boz.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 24^TH AUGUST 2018
LINK: https://wiki.zum.de/wiki/Limericks

LIMERICK ON A NEW APP

A fellow invented an app
That fills a technology gap:
It gives you a pinch
If your boss starts to inch
Near your desk, while you’re taking a nap.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 23^RD AUGUST 2018
LINK: http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/category/technology-humor/page/2/