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LIMERICK ON A BANK

LIMERICK ON A BANK

There once was a bank, name of Chase
They lied while they laughed in your face
Their automated calls I hate
Can’t get a good interest rate
Too bad all my monies in that place!
 

~BY Cousin Carla 
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 31.08.2018
LINK: http://oddlovescompany.com/2011/05/limerick-contributions-by-my-odd-family/

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LIMERICK ON A LIZARD

LIMERICK ON A LIZARD

There once was a lizard named Fred,
Who liked to sleep in his bed
His bed of concrete
Heck! It was the street!
And now you know why he’s dead.

COMPILED BYJ S BROCA 30TH AUGUST 2018
LINK:
http://www.funnygrins.com/2011/funny-stuff/jokes/poetry-limericks/animal-limericks

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Category: Humour, Nature  One Comment

LIMERICK ON A BOY NAMED LEE

LIMERICK ON A BOY NAMED LEE

There once was a boy named Lee,
Who liked to throw rocks at a tree.
One day the tree quivered,
and Lee shook and shivered
When out shot hundreds of bees!

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 29TH AUGUST 2018
LINK:
http://www.funnygrins.com/2011/funny-stuff/jokes/poetry-limericks/animal-limericks
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LIMERICK ON A BEAR

LIMERICK ON A BEAR

There once was a bear at the zoo
Who always had something to do
When it bored him, you know,
To go to and fro,
He reversed it and went fro and to.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 28TH AUGUST 2018
LINK: 
http://www.funnygrins.com/2011/funny-stuff/jokes/poetry-limericks/animal-limericks

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LIMERICK ON A DREAM COME TRUE

LIMERICK ON A DREAM COME TRUE

There was an old man from Peru,
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He woke in a fright
In the middle of the night
And found it was perfectly true.

COMPILED BYJ S BROCA 27TH AUGUST 2018
LINK: https://wiki.zum.de/wiki/Limericks

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A double limerick on Einsteins Equation:

A double limerick on Einsteins Equation:

Said Einstein, “I have an equation 
that some may think Rabelaisian. 
Let V be virginity 
approaching infinity 
and P equal constant persuasion.

Now, let V over P be inverted
and the root of persuasion inserted 
It is easy to see 
the result, Q.E.D. 
is a relative,” Einstein asserted.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 26TH AUGUST 2018
LINK:  http://www.extremelysmart.com/humor/limericks.php

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LIMERICK ON SIMILAR SOUNDING WORDS

LIMERICK ON SIMILAR SOUNDING WORDS

There was a young girl of West Ham,
Who smiled as she jumped on a tram.
As she quickly embarked
The conductor remarked,
“Your fare, Miss.” She said, “Yes, I am.” 

COMPILED BYJ S BROCA 25TH AUG 2018
LINK: https://wiki.zum.de/wiki/Limericks

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LIMERICK ON SHORT FORMS

LIMERICK ON SHORT FORMS

A girl who weighed many an oz
Used language i cannot pronoz,
When a fellow unkind
Pulled her chair from behind
Just to see (so he said) if she’d boz.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 24TH AUGUST 2018
LINK: https://wiki.zum.de/wiki/Limericks

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LIMERICK ON A NEW APP

LIMERICK ON A NEW APP

A fellow invented an app
That fills a technology gap:
It gives you a pinch
If your boss starts to inch
Near your desk, while you’re taking a nap.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 23RD AUGUST 2018
LINK: http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/category/technology-humor/page/2/


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LIMERICK ON USING A ROBOT TO HELP YOU

LIMERICK ON USING A ROBOT TO HELP YOU

So what should a pragmatist do,
Who’s reluctant to stand in a queue
When the new iPhone 6
Is on sale? Easy fix:
Send a robot to buy one for you.

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 22ND AUGUST 2018
LINK: http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/category/technology-humor/

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