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There once was a lizard named Fred,
Category: Humour, Nature
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LIMERICK ON A BOY NAMED LEE
There once was a boy named Lee,
Who liked to throw rocks at a tree.
One day the tree quivered,
and Lee shook and shivered
When out shot hundreds of bees!
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 29TH AUGUST 2018
LINK:
http://www.funnygrins.com/2011/funny-stuff/jokes/poetry-limericks/animal-limericks

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LIMERICK ON A BEAR
There once was a bear at the zoo
Who always had something to do
When it bored him, you know,
To go to and fro,
He reversed it and went fro and to.
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 28TH AUGUST 2018
LINK:
http://www.funnygrins.com/2011/funny-stuff/jokes/poetry-limericks/animal-limericks

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LIMERICK ON A DREAM COME TRUE
There was an old man from Peru,
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He woke in a fright
In the middle of the night
And found it was perfectly true.
COMPILED BYJ S BROCA 27TH AUGUST 2018
LINK: https://wiki.zum.de/wiki/Limericks

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A double limerick on Einsteins Equation:
Said Einstein, “I have an equation
that some may think Rabelaisian.
Let V be virginity
approaching infinity
and P equal constant persuasion.
Now, let V over P be inverted
and the root of persuasion inserted
It is easy to see
the result, Q.E.D.
is a relative,” Einstein asserted.
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 26TH AUGUST 2018
LINK: http://www.extremelysmart.com/humor/limericks.php
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LIMERICK ON SIMILAR SOUNDING WORDS
There was a young girl of West Ham,
Who smiled as she jumped on a tram.
As she quickly embarked
The conductor remarked,
“Your fare, Miss.” She said, “Yes, I am.”
COMPILED BYJ S BROCA 25TH AUG 2018
LINK: https://wiki.zum.de/wiki/Limericks
Category: Humour, People, Social Commentry
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LIMERICK ON SHORT FORMS
A girl who weighed many an oz
Used language i cannot pronoz,
When a fellow unkind
Pulled her chair from behind
Just to see (so he said) if she’d boz.
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 24TH AUGUST 2018
LINK: https://wiki.zum.de/wiki/Limericks

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LIMERICK ON A NEW APP
A fellow invented an app
That fills a technology gap:
It gives you a pinch
If your boss starts to inch
Near your desk, while you’re taking a nap.
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 23RD AUGUST 2018
LINK: http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/category/technology-humor/page/2/
Category: Humour, People, Social Commentry
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LIMERICK ON USING A ROBOT TO HELP YOU
So what should a pragmatist do,
Who’s reluctant to stand in a queue
When the new iPhone 6
Is on sale? Easy fix:
Send a robot to buy one for you.
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 22ND AUGUST 2018
LINK: http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/category/technology-humor/
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LIMERICK ON A BANK
Author: Jatinder Pal Singh Broca Aug 31LIMERICK ON A BANK
There once was a bank, name of Chase
They lied while they laughed in your face
Their automated calls I hate
Can’t get a good interest rate
Too bad all my monies in that place!
~BY Cousin Carla
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 31.08.2018
LINK: http://oddlovescompany.com/2011/05/limerick-contributions-by-my-odd-family/