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A Limerick on Abbreviations

Limerick on Abbreviations


She frowned and called him Mr.
Because he fondly kr.
And so for spite
That very night
That Mr. kr. sr.


Compiled By J S BROCA 31ST JULY 201


LINK:http://bestforpuzzles.com/word-play/limericks.html



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LIMERICK ON A SPITTER


LIMERICK ON A SPITTER


There was a young man from Dealing
Who caught the bus for Ealing
It said on the door
Don’t spit on the floor
So he jumped up and spat on the ceiling



COMPILED BY J S BROCA 30TH JULY 2018



LINKhttps://www.google.co.in/search?q=limerick+poems+about+money&safe

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A MOTHER’S LIMERICK

A MOTHER’S LIMERICK


There was once a busy mother of three
Who tried to be the best housewife she could be
So as the laundry kept pilin’
She kept right on smilin’
And said:”It’s not like they can fire me!”



COMPILED BYJ S BROCA 29TH JULY 2018
SOURCE:
https://www.google.co.in/search?q=LIMERICKS+ON+LIFE%27S+ABSURDITIES&safe

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A Limerick on a bird named Pelican

A Limerick on a bird named Pelican


Poet Ogden Nash coined the phrase, “Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.” 
Some limerick fans insist he wrote the following limerick about a pelican:


“A wonderful bird is the pelican,
His bill can hold more than his beli-can.
He can take in his beak
Food enough for a week
But I’m damned if I see how the heli-can.”


COMPILED BY J S BROCA 28TH JULY 2018
LINKhttps://www.grammarly.com/blog/five-most-famous-limericks-and-their-histories/

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A Limerick Tongue – Twister

A Limerick Tongue-Twister


The bottle of scent Willie sent


Was quite displeasing to Millicent.


Her thanks were so cold


That they quarreled, I’m told,


‘Bout that silly scent Willie sent Millicent.”


COMPILED BY J S BROCA 27TH JULY 2018


LINK:


https://www.irish-expressions.com/funny-limericks.html

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LIMERICK ON PRESENT EDUCATION SYSTEM

LIMERICK ON PRESENT EDUCATION SYSTEM


 

AT   THIS TIME IN OUR SCHOOLS IT IS SAID


 

THAT THE PUPIL NEED NOT USE HIS HEAD.


 

NO LONGER HE FIDGETS


 

AND COUNTS ON HIS DIGITS,


 

HE MANIPULATES BUTTONS INSTEAD!!


 

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 26TH JULY 2018


LINK:


http://arthurslimericks.com/education/a.htm


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Limerick on Sudden Cardiac Arrest

Limerick on Sudden Cardiac Arrest 


Written: by the Protected One


I’m one, who has survived Sudden Cardiac Arrest,
About eight percent survive this most harrowing test.
You shouldn’t be here, the cardiologist said,
For a short time ago you were clinically dead,
God extended my expiration date and I am blessed; 

COMPILED BY J S BROCA 25TH JULY 2018



LINKhttps://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/sudden_cardiac_arrest_1040854

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ANOTHER LIMERICK WITH HINDI Tadka





ANOTHER LIMERICK WITH HINDI Tadka


When we live in Jhumri-tal-aiyya
And do not have even one rup-pai-ya
We can have some tea
Let everything be
And sun ourselves on an old char-paiya!


COMPILED BY J S BROCA 24TH JULY 2018
LINK:https://www.tribuneindia.com/news/musings/limericks-then-and-now/157817.html

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LIMERICK WITH HINDI Tadka!!

LIMERICK WITH HINDI Tadka!!



A young mother from beside Jallandar
Would often tell her children “Chalo andar
Bahar mat khadey raho
Kuch likho aur kabhi padho
Nahin toh ban jaoge tum mast kalander!”



COMPILED BY J S BROCA 23RD JULY 2018


LINKhttps://www.tribuneindia.com/news/musings/limericks-then-and-now/157817.html


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LIMERICK ON A MISER

Limerick on a miser


A miserly fellow name Joe


Was obsessed with his weekly cash flow.


The guy was so petty,


He ordered wife Betty


To flush once a day. She said, “No!”


Then he yelled, “You are wasteful and low!”


But she said, “It’s distasteful. No go!”


So he sued for divorce—


An asinine course.


Now the lawyers have all of his dough.


By Madeleine Begun Kane


COMPILED BY J S BROCA 22ND JULY 2018


LINK:


http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/04/19/miser-humor/

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