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Hum aapko dekhney ki chahat rakhtey hain,
I have the desire
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Objection Please …
A Funny Poem
Original Poem in Hindi
Ladka: Kya tum mujh sey shaadi karo gi?
Ladki: Nahin
Ladka: Lekin kyon ?
Ladki: Merey ghar walley nahin manain gay
Ladka: Ghar main kaun kaun hai?
Ladki: Ek patti, aur dau bachey…...!!
My Translation :
Asked the boy to a girl,
Will you marry me ?
Replied the girl: no, I am sorry!
When the boy asked the reason-
She said-my family will have objection!
Who all are there in your family -asked the boy
To know the reason, in a final bid
Said the girl – a husband and two kids!!
J S BROCA 29TH MAY 2018
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An Experiment with truth 
A Funny Poem
Original in Hindi
Ek vidyarthi nein bio-lab mein,
Ek makhi ke parr tod ke kaha,
Udd jaa…udd jaa…
Par..makhi nahin uddi !
Uss ney conclude kartey kaha,
Yeh sabit hua…ki,
Agar makhi ke parr tod diye jaaen,
Tau makhi sunn nahin sakti…..!!
My Translation :
A student in a biology lab
Clipped the wings of a fly,
And said—- fly, now fly…
But the fly, didn’t fly.
The student thus concluded
From this experiment-
If a fly’s wings are clipped,
It loses its sense of hearing!!
JS BROCA 28TH MAY 2018
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Do you have it in you ?
A funny poem
Original in Hindi
Aap aap ho,
Hum hum hain.
Pyaaz nahin kaatey,
Fir bhi aankhein namm hain,
Supply naan honey sey,
Golgappon mein bhi paani kamm hai,
Iss sey bakwaas sms bhejo-
Agar tum me dumm hai !!
Translation by me
You are you, I am me.
I haven’t peeled onions,
Yet my eyes are watery.
Due to scarcity of water,
Even Golgappas*
Are somewhat dry too,
Try sending a similar uselss sms-es
If you have it in you !!
(*A favourite snack item.)
J S BROCA 27TH MAY 2018
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Bollywood Limerick on Anushka Sharma
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 22ND MAY 2018
Source:https://topyaps.com/bollywood-limericks
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BOLLYWOOD LIMERICK on Salman Khan
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 22ND MAY 2018
Source: https://topyaps.com/bollywood-limericks
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LIMERICKS FOR FUN
1. RESOLUTION SOLUTION
A mathematician from a top institution
Announced his New Year’s resolution:
“I shall solve every sum
With four fingers, one thumb
And with the other hand write the solution!”
2. FISH FLUSH
A goldfish that got flushed down the loo
Went through pipes all the way to Peru
He was caught by a farmer
Then transported by llama
To a new bowl in Machu Picchu
3. SOX POX
A princess once contracted a pox
That turned body parts into socks
She thought it quite rotten
When her ears became cotton
And clashed with her silky frocks
4. DEFECTIVE DETECTIVE
There once was a private detective
Whose methods were wholly defective
The only case that he solved
Was how his deskchair revolved
While he munched on a chocolate digestive
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 19TH MAY 2019
LINK: http://www.readingjuice.co.uk
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Really Funny Limericks
1.
A maiden at college, Miss Breeze,
Weighed down by B.A.s and Lit.D’s,
Collapsed from the strain,
Said her doctor, “It’s plain
You are killing yourself—- by degrees!”
2.
A silly young man from Clyde
In a funeral procession was spied;
When asked, “Who is dead?”
He giggled and said,
“I don’t know; I just came for the ride.”
3.
There was a young lady named Hannah,
Who slipped on a peel of banana.
As she lay on her side,
More stars she espied
Than there are in the Star-Spangled Banner.
4.
Here lies a young salesman named Phipps,
Who married on one of his trips,
A widow named Block,
Then died of the shock,
When he saw there were six little chips.
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 18TH MAY 2018
SOURCE: https://www.brownielocks.com/Limericks.html
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ASSORTED LIMERICKS
Here are 4 limericks compiled by me over the years, (1967 onwards…) from various sources.
1. A good limerick is like a good wine.
The limerick is like a good wine
Writing one takes spunk and spine
Making a rhyme is the catchy key
Modeling what most want to see
Winning that last whining line.
2. Packing a limerick.
There was a young poet name Mann,
Whose limericks never would scan.
When the said, “But the thing
Doesn’t go with a swing,”
He said, “Yes, but I always try to get as many words into the last line as ever I possibly can.”
3. Short Limerick
There once was a man from Peru
Whose limerick stopped at line two.
4. College Professor
There once was an old man of Esser,
Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser,
It at last grew so small
He knew nothing at all
And now he’s a college professor.
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 17TH MAY 2018
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INITIAL INVESTMENT
Author: Jatinder Pal Singh Broca May 31Initial Investment
A Funny Poem
Original in Hindi
Ek makhi ganjay ke sir pey jaa baithi,
Doosri makhi nay kaha,
“Wah, kya ghar mila hai tujhey”
Pehli makhi boli:
“Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai…”
My Translation :
A fly settled
On a bald headed man’s head.
To her, another fly,
Then this said:
“Wow, what a lovely house you have got…”
Said the first: “No my dear friend,
This is just the
Initial plot I’ve bought!”
COMPILED BYJ S BROCA 31ST MAY 2018