LIMERICKS FOR FUN
1. RESOLUTION SOLUTION
A mathematician from a top institution
Announced his New Year’s resolution:
“I shall solve every sum
With four fingers, one thumb
And with the other hand write the solution!”
2. FISH FLUSH
A goldfish that got flushed down the loo
Went through pipes all the way to Peru
He was caught by a farmer
Then transported by llama
To a new bowl in Machu Picchu
3. SOX POX
A princess once contracted a pox
That turned body parts into socks
She thought it quite rotten
When her ears became cotton
And clashed with her silky frocks
4. DEFECTIVE DETECTIVE
There once was a private detective
Whose methods were wholly defective
The only case that he solved
Was how his deskchair revolved
While he munched on a chocolate digestive
COMPILED BY J S BROCA 19TH MAY 2019
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INITIAL INVESTMENT
Author: Jatinder Pal Singh Broca May 31Initial Investment
A Funny Poem
Original in Hindi
Ek makhi ganjay ke sir pey jaa baithi,
Doosri makhi nay kaha,
“Wah, kya ghar mila hai tujhey”
Pehli makhi boli:
“Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai…”
My Translation :
A fly settled
On a bald headed man’s head.
To her, another fly,
Then this said:
“Wow, what a lovely house you have got…”
Said the first: “No my dear friend,
This is just the
Initial plot I’ve bought!”
COMPILED BYJ S BROCA 31ST MAY 2018