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INITIAL INVESTMENT


Initial Investment


A Funny Poem


Original  in Hindi 



Ek makhi ganjay ke sir pey jaa baithi,
Doosri makhi nay kaha,
“Wah, kya ghar mila hai tujhey”
Pehli makhi boli:
“Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai…” 


My Translation : 


A fly settled
On a bald headed man’s head.
To her, another fly,
Then this said:
“Wow, what a lovely house you have got…”
Said the first: “No my dear friend,
This is just the
Initial plot I’ve bought!” 


COMPILED BYJ S BROCA 31ST MAY 2018  




 

Why I Love Cartoon Network?


Why I love Cartoon Network ?


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A Funny Poem


Original in Hindi


Hum aapko dekhney ki chahat rakhtey hain,
Aapki harr baat dil mein chchupaye rakhtey hain,
Naan jaaney kabb aap T.V par aa jaayen,
Issi liye din raat hum Cartoon Network lagae rakhtey hain..!!


My Translation:


I have the desire
To see you all day long…
I treasure in my heart
-All your love songs..
I am not sure when 
You will appear on the telly tube,
So, I keep Cartoon Network channel on 
All day long- you dude!!


S BROCA 30TH MAY 2018



 

OBJECTION PLEASE


Objection Please … 


A Funny Poem


Original Poem in Hindi


Ladka: Kya tum mujh sey shaadi karo gi?
Ladki: Nahin
Ladka: Lekin kyon ?
Ladki: Merey ghar walley nahin manain gay
Ladka: Ghar main kaun kaun hai?
Ladki: Ek patti, aur dau bachey…...!!

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My Translation :


Asked the boy to a girl,
Will you marry me ?
Replied the girl: no, I am sorry!
When the boy asked the reason-
She said-my family will have objection!
Who all are there in your family -asked the boy
To know the reason, in a final bid
Said the girl – a husband and two kids!!


S BROCA 29TH MAY 2018



 

An Experiment With Truth


An Experiment with truth Image result for A HOUSE FLY WITH BROKEN WINGS


A Funny Poem


Original in Hindi

Ek vidyarthi nein bio-lab mein,
Ek makhi ke parr tod ke kaha,
Udd jaa…udd jaa…
Par..makhi nahin uddi !
Uss ney conclude kartey kaha,
Yeh sabit hua…ki,
Agar makhi ke parr tod diye jaaen, 
Tau makhi sunn nahin sakti…..!!


My Translation :


A student in a biology lab
Clipped the wings of a fly,
And said—- fly, now fly… 
But the fly, didn’t fly.
The student thus concluded 
From this experiment-
If a fly’s wings are clipped,
It loses its sense of hearing!!


JS BROCA 28TH MAY 2018



 

Do you have it in you?

Do you have it in you ?


A funny poem


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Original in Hindi


Aap aap ho,
Hum hum hain.
Pyaaz nahin kaatey,
Fir bhi aankhein namm hain, 
Supply naan honey sey,
Golgappon mein bhi paani kamm hai,
Iss sey bakwaas sms bhejo-
Agar tum me dumm hai !!


Translation by me


You are you, I am me.
I haven’t peeled onions,
Yet my eyes are watery.
Due to scarcity of water,
Even Golgappas* 
Are somewhat dry too,
Try sending a similar uselss sms-es
If you have it in you !!


(*A favourite snack item.)



S BROCA   27TH MAY 2018

Bollywood Limerick on Anushka Sharma

Bollywood Limerick on Anushka Sharma


Anushka Sharma LimerickCOMPILED BY J S BROCA   22ND MAY 2018 


Source:https://topyaps.com/bollywood-limericks

BOLLYWOOD LIMERICK on Salman Khan

BOLLYWOOD LIMERICK on Salman Khan


Salman Khan LimerickCOMPILED BY J S BROCA  22ND MAY 2018


Source: https://topyaps.com/bollywood-limericks

Limericks For Fun

LIMERICKS FOR FUN


1. RESOLUTION SOLUTION


A mathematician from a top institution
Announced his New Year’s resolution:
“I shall solve every sum
With four fingers, one thumb
And with the other hand write the solution!”


2. FISH FLUSH


A goldfish that got flushed down the loo
Went through pipes all the way to Peru
He was caught by a farmer
Then transported by llama
To a new bowl in Machu Picchu


3. SOX POX


A princess once contracted a pox
That turned body parts into socks
She thought it quite rotten
When her ears became cotton
And clashed with her silky frocks


4. DEFECTIVE DETECTIVE


There once was a private detective
Whose methods were wholly defective
The only case that he solved
Was how his deskchair revolved
While he munched on a chocolate digestive


COMPILED BY J S BROCA 19TH MAY 2019
LINK: http://www.readingjuice.co.uk

REALLY FUNNY LIMERICKS


Really Funny Limericks



1.


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A maiden at college, Miss Breeze,
Weighed down by B.A.s and Lit.D’s,
Collapsed from the strain,
Said her doctor, “It’s plain
You are killing yourself—- by degrees!”



2.


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A silly young man from Clyde
In a funeral procession was spied;
When asked, “Who is dead?”
He giggled and said,
“I don’t know; I just came for the ride.”



3.


Related image


There was a young lady named Hannah,
Who slipped on a peel of banana.
As she lay on her side, 
More stars she espied
Than there are in the Star-Spangled Banner.



4.


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Here lies a young salesman named Phipps,
Who married on one of his trips,
A widow named Block,
Then died of the shock,
When he saw there were six little chips.



COMPILED BY J S BROCA 18TH MAY 2018
SOURCEhttps://www.brownielocks.com/Limericks.html



 

Assorted Limericks


ASSORTED LIMERICKS


Here are 4 limericks compiled by me over the years, (1967 onwards…) from various sources.


1. A good limerick is like a good wine.
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The limerick is like a good wine 
Writing one takes spunk and spine 
Making a rhyme is the catchy key 
Modeling what most want to see 
Winning that last whining line.


2. Packing a limerick.
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There was a young poet name Mann,
Whose limericks never would scan.
When the said, “But the thing
Doesn’t go with a swing,”
He said, “Yes, but I always try to get as many words into the last line as ever I possibly can.”


3. Short Limerick
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There once was a man from Peru
Whose limerick stopped at line two.


4. College Professor
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There once was an old man of Esser,
Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser,
It at last grew so small
He knew nothing at all
And now he’s a college professor.


COMPILED BY J S BROCA 17TH MAY 2018