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NAMO TIMES NURSERY RHYMES

NAMO TIMES NURSERY RHYMES


The following nursery rhymes doing the round. Many of you would have read them, I guess.


Rahul Gandhi’s nursery rhyme book


Twitter Twitter’s little star


Aam Aadmi super star


Delhi was our bull’s eye


In Kashi I ate humble pie!


Ding Dong Bell


Congress is in hell,


Who put them in?


Rahul’s stupid grin


Who’ll pull them out?


We need a talent scout.


Ba Ba Ramdev


There goes the fool


Tasteless soundbites


In every mouthful


Yoga gave him a supple frame


Foot in the mouth, his claim to fame.


In a white skull cap, they went to shop


To catch the secular voter


Laloo skid down, and broke his crown


Maya came tumbling after.


Hickory dickory dock,


Sonia is in shock


With Sampth the clown,


her stock slid down


Hickory dickory dock,


may God save her flock.


Simple Pappu met the Feku,


going to the Poll


Simple Pappu teased the Feku,


and scored a self goal


Said the Feku to the Pappu,


Shehzada you’re so funny


Amethi ticket, is all you get,


but Jijaji takes the money


One two,


a big bamboo


Three four,


pray! no encore


Five six,


a quick fix


Seven eight,


will resign tonight


Nine ten,


I’ll take it back again


Rain, rain go away,


my leadership is in disarray


I am waiting for my wedding day


Shazia Ilmi


Born on Monday


Journo on Tuesday


Rally on Wednesday


Fast on Thursday


Met mullah on Friday


Communal on Saturday


Army chief buried her on Sunday


That is the end of Shazia Ilmi


Aam Aadmi got on the wall


Leaving Delhi was a foolish call


To Kashi they went on an express train


Amit Shah quietly pulled the chain.


Pussy cat, my doormat,


where have you been?


I went to Doordarshan to meet my queen


Pussy cat, my doormat,


are you now a pair?


My Guruji told me to break the love affair.


Hot cross buns!


the bombing has begun


One a penny, two a penny,


it’s a Bofors gun


Run and get the daughter,


the culprit is the Son


One a penny, two a penny,


Modi’s firing again.


COMPILED BY J S BROCA 29.5.14


REVISED 14TH JAN 2018


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