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People who live in glass houses….
Old proverb ..new versions
There is a famous proverb which goes thus :” People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.”
What is the literal meaning of this proverb ? This is actually a warning against hypocrisy. Before you go accusing someone of some wrong doing, make sure that you are not guilty as well because your accusation could come back and get you.
Now you will wonder why this question today ? Well yesterday I saw the old movie “Waqt” (1965) The famous actor Raj Kumar had a lovely role in it.The senior readers like me, must be aware that Raj Kumar had a unique style of dialogue delivery; very stylish in his own way and unmatchable which went on to become his trademark. Apart from his unique style of dialogue delivery, he was known for his show or scene stealing abilities. He has delivered some of very few memorable and famous dialogues in Bollywood. He is no more with us but will always be remembered for his roles and his deep voice.
Now, if you recall, one of Raj Kumar’s famous dialogue from the movie was :” Chinoy Seth..Jinke apne ghar sheeshe ke hon woh doosron par paththar nahi phenka karte..”
I tried to put the above dialogue in a proper form :“Chinoy Seth,sheeshey key gharon mein rehne waaley doosron par paththar nahin fenka kartey…”
This set me thinking as to whether our perceptions change over a period of time.(It is now 45 years since that “Waqt” dialogue first became a rage)
I asked some of my friends to come out with better and funnier versions. Here are some of their responses :
1. People who live in glass houses should not throw parties !
2. People who live in glass houses must dress in the basement !
3. Glass breaks very easily. So they should make houses from plexiglass. People who live in plexi glass houses, will probably get away with throwing stones to their heart’s content.
4. A glass house may be beautiful to live in, but there are other transparent materials that are stronger than glass.
5. A song from a Hindi movie goes thus :
“Sheesha ho ya dil ho, Aakhir toot jaata hai !
Lab tak aate aate haathon sey sagar chchoot jaata hai !
Sheesha ho ya dil ho, Aakhir toot jaata hai ! “
So it is clear that people should not live in glass houses.
6. The way it was explained to me by my late father, this means, don’t go throwing stones at other people’s houses ,because if they retaliate in kind, your house will be very easily destroyed too. The non-literal meaning, is that whatever you use against other people can easily be used against you, so be careful how you treat others in order to avoid consequences.
Dear readers, I would love to have your take on this proverb-and the funnier, the better !
By the way, Raj Kumar’s other famous dialogue from “Waqt” was :”Yeh bachchon ke khelney kee cheez nahin,haath katt jaayey tau khoon bhi nikal aata hai.”
I hope you remember what he was referring to when he said :”Yeh” ? A knife. But more of that- later!
E..n..j..o..y…
- A man walks into a bar with a duck under his arm.
- The bartender asks: “Say, where did you find the pig?”
- “It’s not a pig, it’s a duck,” the man answers.
- To which the barman replies: “I was talking to the duck.”
unhon ney fenka hum pey phool-
lekin gamla bhi saath tha.

It’s a matter of time….
I was discussing the concept of time management with some of the MBA students in one of my classes recently.Time is money.Time and tide waits for no man etc. We also discussed how technology changes with time and how things change with time too.In a lighter vein, I narrated the following three humorous situations:
Waqt waqt ki baat…..
1. Kavi ka waqt…
Ek kavi shaadi key baad biwi sey bola :
“Aaj sey tum hee meri kavita* ho,kalpna* ho, bhavna* ho..”
Patni bolee :” Merey liyey bhi aaj sey aap hee merey
Dinesh ho,Rohit ho,Raakesh ho..”!!
(* in Hindi, these are popular names of girls too )
Translation :
A Poet’s time….
A poet , just after his marriage, said to his wife :
“From today,you alone are my poetry,my imagination,my feelings …”
Replied the wife :”For me too,from today,you are
My Dinesh, my Rohit, my Raakesh …” !!
2.Hanumaan ji ka waqt…
“Bhagwaan,abb main dharti par nahin reh saktaa.”
“Kyoon nahin reh saktey?”
“Pehley log lait karr maathaa tektey ththey,
Firr thoda samay jaaney ke baad,
Keval jhuk karr tekney laggey
Main firr bhi kush thaa !
Lekin abb tau ghor kallyug aa gaya hai !
Aaj mandir mein ek 22 saal ki ladki aayi
Aur haath hilla karr boli–’ Hai Hanu !’ “
Translation :
Lord Hanuman’s time….
Said Lord Hanuman to God,
“I can’t stay on this earth any more”
“Why” asked God very calmly.
“God,earlier,devotees used to prostrate
Before me and offer their respects.
A few years later, they just bowed their head
And offered their respects,
But I was still happy…
However,now, times are so bad.
You know God,what happened this morning?
A girl of 22 walked up to my idol in the temple,
Just waved her hand at me and said :
‘ Hi Hanu ‘ ”!!
3.Bhikhaari ka waqt…
Bhikhaari bola mujh sey,
“Saheb 10 rupaey dey do,
Mobile re-charge karr key
Girl friend ko phone karna hai.”
Main bola:”Wah,Bhikhaari
Nein bhi girl friend banai hai..”
Bhikhaari bola:”Nahin Saheb
Girl friend nein hee
Bhikhaari banaya hai ! “
Translation :
A Beggar’s Time…
Said a beggar to me one day:
“Sir, give me ten rupees, I pray.
I have to get my mobile re-charged
And talk to my girl friend.”
Astonished,this is what, I uttered :
“A Beggar too has a girl friend these days.”
In turn,the beggar thus muttered :
“No Sir,my girl friend has
Turned me into a beggar…!”
E..n..j…o…y…!!
I read the following story in a news paper this morning. I sent it to one of my friends –a great poetess and she instantly came out with a beautiful poem on this issue. I am posting the story and the poem for you dear readers. I hope you will love them. Happy Reading…
Doctors declared Jamie Ogg dead but his mother Kate just did not give up on him. This is her story.
AN AUSTRALIAN mother has told how her touch brought her ‘ dead’ baby back to life at a hospital in Sydney.
Doctors gave tiny Jamie Ogg no chance of survival when he was born prematurely at 27 weeks weighing just 2lb, or just under 1kg.His twin sister Emily had survived but after battling for 20 minutes to get him to breathe Jamie was declared dead.
Kate, who gave birth after a three- hour labour in March, has spoken of how vital ‘ skin- on- skin’ care can be for a sick baby, or ‘ kangaroo touch’ as it is known in Australia. ‘ Skin- on- skin’ care is when the child is laid on the mother.
Normally, premature babies are sent to intensive care and she was only given her son to hold because he was thought to have died.
“ I took my gown off and arranged him on my chest with his head over my arm and just held him. He wasn’t moving at all and we just started talking to him. We told him what his name was and that he had a sister.
We told him the things we wanted to do with him throughout his life,” said Kate.
Jamie occasionally gasped for air, which doctors said was a reflex action. She added: “ After just five minutes I felt him move as if he were startled, then he started gasping more and more regularly.
Kate said a message was passed on to their doctor insisting the baby was showing signs of life, but he sent back a midwife with the reply that they were just natural reflexes and that there was no possible way he could still be alive.
Kate then said to her husband, “ What if he lives?” She added: “ I was like, ‘We could be the luckiest parents in the world’.” She gave Jamie some breast milk on her finger. He took it and started regular breathing. “ At that point the doctor came back. He got a stethoscope, listened to Jamie’s chest and just kept shaking his head. He said, ‘ I don’t believe it, I don’t believe it’.” David,
speaking to the Australian TV show Today Tonight , said, “ Luckily, I’ve got a very strong, very smart wife. She instinctively did what she did. If she hadn’t have done that, then Jamie probably wouldn’t be here.” The doctor who delivered Jamie refused to be interviewed for the TV show.

“Have you decided on a name for your son?”
‘Jamie’, said Kate joy brimming from her eyes
She held out her arms to hold her premie baby
Swathed and bundled in the doctor’s hands.
‘We’ve lost Jamie, he didn’t make it, sorry.
You may say your goodbyes to him now’.
The sparkle replaced by disbelief
Kate slowly undid the swaddling cloth
Stared achingly – dangling limbs, lifeless head -
Was her precious baby really dead?
She held him against her bare chest,
Skin to skin, the tiny head on her arm
“Sweetheart, I am your mother.
Dad and I have named you Jamie.
You know you have a twin sister too
And we have great dreams for you.
Wake up, little one, to fulfill those dreams”
Jamie occasionally gasped for air,
But the doctor brushed it off -
“A natural reflex. He just can’t be alive”
The mother’s heart believed otherwise.
For two hours she held him close,
Cuddled him and persistently talked to him.
Gasping again, to his parents’ delight
The miracle baby stretched his tiny hand,
Grasped his mother’s finger, opened his eyes
And moved his head from side to side!
The doctor thought he knew better,
Said these signs didn’t matter!
“He just can’t be alive.”
From her breast on to her finger
Kate took a drop of life-saving elixir
Hopefully fed it to her miracle boy
He took it! And began to breathe steadily!
The doctor listened with his stethoscope
Shook his head in stunned surprise
and said repeatedly
‘I don’t believe it, I don’t believe it’.
How could he not?
This was the marvelous power
of a mother’s healing touch!
Amul has bagged this honor for second year in a row –Last year also, Amul was ranked as the number one brand in India. It is also the top dairy brand in whole of Asia-Pacific ahead of much bigger conglomerates like Kraft, Dutch Lady, Dumex, Walls, Anchor, Magnolia and Everyday.
The rankings released by Hong Kong based “Media Magazine”, ranked Amul 73rd in Top popular 1000 brands in Asia-Pacific ahead of other Indian brands like Kingfisher (# 140), ICICI Bank (# 182), State Bank of India (#226) and Tata (# 256). Amul also managed to improve its rating by 10 points compared to last year when its ranking was 83rd.
Its interesting to note that Amul is seen very less on tradition media outlets like Television and Newspapers. However, their hoarding Ads are a real treat to watch. They pick-up the most buzzing current topic and integrate it with their Brand Amul and come out with some really funny and catchy hoardings. Some of them are real classics !
Here is a look at some of their recent Hoarding Ads:
Wedding of the Indian cricket captain – July’10

Current turmoil in Kashmir – July’10

Argentina coach Maradona motivates Messi and team to perform well – June’10

Oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico- June’10

Goalkeeping howler in the present World Cup- June’10
Imagine that AMUL has kept the traditions of this hoardings for past 35 years !
I think they have been registered in GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS for longest running ad campaign as well !
They are a real treat to watch, ain’t they ?
The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea green boat,
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five pound note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
‘O lovely Pussy! O Pussy my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful Pussy you are !’
How charmingly sweet you sing!
O let us be married! too long we have tarried:
But what shall we do for a ring?’
They sailed away, for a year and a day,
To the land where the Bong-tree grows
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
With a ring at the end of his nose,
His nose,
His nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose.
Your ring?’ Said the Piggy, ‘I will.’
So they took it away, and were married next day
By the Turkey who lives on the hill.
They dined on mince, and slices of quince,
Which they ate with a runcible spoon;
And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,
They danced by the light of the moon,
The moon,
The moon,
They danced by the light of the moon.
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew out their swords and shot each other
The deaf heard the noise and ran to save the two dead boys
If you don’t believe this lie is true,
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too !!
Jhoom Ke Barsa Saawan , Teri Yaad Ayee
Bheega Main Lekin , Phir Bhi Teri Yaad Ayee
Kyoon Na Aaey Teri Yaad ?
Tuney Chhatri Jo Abb Tak Nahin Lautayee !!
male: |
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tumko bhi mushkil mujhe bhi pareshani-2
baat mano saiyan ban jao hindustani
jodi hamari…..
1.
male:
angrezi mulak mein kitna romance hai
baahar ka chokari kitna advance hai-2
dekhe bhi na kabhi koi itey pyaar se
mukhde pe laaj ka aancharva daar ke
khilti hai sajnaa ghunghat mein jawaani
male:
jodi hamari jamega kaisey jani-2
female:
baat mano saiyan ban jao hindustani
male:
jodi hamari…
2.
male:
baahon mein tham ke do ghanta roz mein
tumko sikhlayega ulfat ka poz mein-2
female:
daiya re nain ka kajra na choot jaye
jhakjhoro na piya jhumka na toot jaye
ro degi dekho tumhare dil ki rani
tumko bhi mushkil mujhe bhi pareshani-2
male:
hum to hai angrezi tum ladki hindustani
jodi hamari…..
3.
male:
lao mein kaat doon lambi lambi yeh lat hau
tumko to hir se banana hai juliet -2
female:
yun na pagal bano dekho re balma
chilla ke shor mein kar dungi jalima
zulfen katta key lagungi mein diwani
male:
jodi hamari jamega kaisey jani-2
hum to hai angrezi tum ladki hindustani
female:
tumko bhi mushkil mujhe bhi pareshani
baat mano saiyan ban jao hindustani
male:
jodi hamari……
To enjoy this song on Youtube, go to the following link:

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