POOJA

 

 

A DOCTOR’S VISIT

I joined Muse, a literary e-magazine on 5th September 2009.Gradually,I came across some beautiful poems by one Dr Pooja of Bijapur. Her poems touched my heart and slowly, based on our comments on each others’ postings in the forum, we realized that we shared some of our ideas, likes, dislikes etc.

We started communicating with each other through e-mails and came to know each other better. She soon made me her “Uncle Jitoo” and started seeking my guidance on several issues. I liked her for her simplicity child like curiosity, and her good nature.

So, I decided to call her for a visit to my blog. The good Doctor obliged and so dear readers, here she is.

Name: Dr Pooja G Bhuyar.

Age : 29 years.

DOB : 29-03-1979.

Schooling : Sainik School Bijapur, Karnataka, right from LKG till 12th Standard.

College: Dr B N M Ayurvedic Medical College and Hospital, Bijapur.

Working as Doctor In-charge of ICU in a private Cardiac Hospital, Bijapur.

Hobbies: Singing, playing keyboard and tabla and a few other percussion instruments, reading cartoon stories, making soft dolls.

 Family :  Father : Shri G C Bhuyar.

                Mother : Mrs J G Bhuyar.

3 sisters: 1. Maheshwari G Bhuyar – Elder.

                2. Rajeshwari  G Bhuyar – Elder.

                3. Vijaylaxmi G Bhuyar – Younger.

I like: helping the poor, making them smile, playing with children,

 I dislike: lazy and people who don’t wish to struggle for accomplishing their goals.

I love : eating fruits, ice-creams, cakes, sandwiches, snacks, masala rice with roasted urad papad. I am a pure vegetarian.

I hate: eating chocolates and anything made of chocolate.

I believe in : God and in my own strengths.

My favourite thing : My doll ” NODDY “.

I look forward to: accomplishing my dreams and aims.

Any interesting incident in my life:

Oh yes !. I was in standard 6th and my music teacher had come home to take my music class at 4.30 PM and I was playing the harmonium and singing and my music teacher also had closed her eyes as she was also too involved in singing. My younger sister was only 7 years old then. We both had decided that we would play after sometime which was nothing but making kitchen equipments like plate spoon etc using fine mud. The previous day we had made a few and had kept them for drying. I got busy with my music class and she had gone out to check them if they had dried. It was my bad luck that they had fallen down from the window pane and had broken. She got wild thinking that I had broken them and she came to the hall where I and my teacher were deeply involved in singing and she took the churning instrument made of wood to make butter milk in her hand and came and banged my head with it. Luckily nothing serious happened, except for a small painful swelling.

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I would now like to add some jokes on Doctors (no offence, meant Pooja )

1. Four Letter Word:

Jerry is recovering from day surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling.

“I’m OK but I didn’t like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery,” he answered.

“What did he say,” asked the nurse. “OOPS!”

2.Seeing Is Believing:

 While my friend was working as a receptionist for an eye surgeon, a very angry woman stormed up to her desk. “Someone stole my wig while I was having surgery yesterday,” she complained. The doctor came out and tried to calm her down. “I assure you that no one on my staff would have done such a thing,” he said. “Why do you think it was taken here?” “After the operation, I noticed the wig I was wearing was cheap-looking and ugly.”

“I think” explained the surgeon gently, “that means your cataract operation was a success.”

3.Wrong Number :

A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation. A nurse stopped him and asked, “What’s the matter?”

He said, “I heard the nurse say, ‘It’s a very simple operation, don’t worry, I’m sure it will be all right.’” “She was just trying to comfort you, what’s so frightening about that?”

“She wasn’t talking to me. She was talking to the doctor!”

4.Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:

Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.

Someone call the janitor – we’re going to need a mop.

“Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!”

Spot! Spot! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?

Hand me that…uh…that…uh…..thingie.

Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

Damn, there go the lights again…

“You know, there’s big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy’s got two of them.”

Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

Could you stop that thing from beating; it’s throwing my concentration off.

What do you mean he wasn’t in for a sex change…!

Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donor card?

Don’t worry; I think it’s sharp enough.

What do you mean “You want a divorce”!

She’s gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!

FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out of here!

5.The Wife:

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don’t follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.

“Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.

“Don’t burden him with chores. Don’t discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly.

“If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.” On the way home, the husband asked his wife, “What did the doctor say?” “He said you’re going to die,” she replied.

6.High Blood Pressure:

When a physician remarked on a new patient’s extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, “High blood pressure, Doc. It comes from my family.”

“Your mother’s side or your father’s?” I asked.

“Neither,” he replied. “It’s from my wife’s family.”

“Oh, come now,” I said. “How could your wife’s family give you high blood pressure?”

He sighed. “You oughta meet ‘em sometime, Doc.

7.Emergency Room:

A blond guy with two badly burned ears went to the emergency room for medical treatment.

“What happened” asked the doctor.

“Well, my wife was ironing while I was watching the ballgame on TV,” began the man.

“She put the hot iron near the telephone and when the phone rang, I answered the iron.”

The doctor nodded, “But what happened to the other ear?”

“Well, no sooner had I hung up,” said the man, “when the same guy called again.”

8.Diagnosis:

One afternoon, a man went to his doctor and told him that he hasn’t been feeling well lately. The doctor examined the man, left the room, and came back with three different bottles of pills. The doctor said, “Take the green pill with a big glass of water when you wake up. Take the blue pill with a big glass of water after you eat lunch. Then just before going to bed, take the red pill with another big glass of water.” Startled to be put on so much medicine, the man stammered, “Jeez Doc, exactly what is my problem?” The doctor replied, “You’re not drinking enough water.”

9.Kidneys and Livers:

Two old men were arguing the merits of their doctors. The first one said, “I don’t trust your fancy doctor. He treated old Jake Waxman for a kidney ailment for nearly a year, and then Jake died of a liver ailment.”

“So what makes you think your doctor is any better?” asked his friend.

“Because when my doctor treats you for a kidney ailment, you can be sure you’ll die of a kidney ailment.”