Recently Hindustan Times had organised a “I Love Delhi” contest. This is what I submitted:

• THERE WAS A YOUNG SARDAR IN ‘SADDI DILLI’,
  WHO WANTED TO GORGE ON CHICKEN CHILLY,
  SO HE WENT TO ‘KAAKE-DA-HOTUL’,
  AND ATE SEVEN PLATES IN ‘TOTUL’                                                        
  HE DIDN’T FEEL A WEE BIT SILLY !!

• THERE WAS A YOUNG SARDARNI OF KAROL BAUG,
  WHO TOOK HER POODLE FOR A MORNING WALK,
  THEY MADE A VERY PRETTY SITE,
  POODLE WAS BLACK AND SHE – ‘GORI-CHITTI, WHITE’
  IT LOOKED LIKE A PAINTING BY VAN GAUGH !!!

• A FAT PUNJABI COUPLE LIVED IN JOR BAUG,
  WENT FOR YEARS TO LODHI GARDENS FOR A MORNING WALK,
  THEY WANTED TO REDUCE THEIR GIRTH.                                                  
  BUT FOR ONLOOKERS THEY WERE A SOURCE OF MIRTH,
  FOR THEY SAW ‘NO FARAK PAINDA’ AT ALL!!!

• A SARDAR NAMED SHINGARA SINGH ZULFEE,
  LOVED TO EAT ‘ROSHAN DEE KULFEE’
  NOT ONE TWO OR FOUR,
  BUT ALWAYS A DOZEN OR MORE,                                                     
  FOR HE HAD A VERY SWEET TOOTH YOU SEE !!